Meet Daryush ‘Roosh’ Valizadeh, a sex-crazed, gay-hating, woman-hating “male supremacist” and founder of Return of Kings, an extremist group dedicated to preserving the status of “heterosexual, masculine men” in society.
According to the group’s website, Return of Kings “aims to usher the return of the masculine man in a world where masculinity is being increasingly punished and shamed in favor of creating an androgynous and politically-correct society that allows women to assert superiority and control over men.” It also seeks to create a “safe space” for macho, macho men to join forces.
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36-year-old Valizadeh is currently organizing an “international meetup” of like-minded bros to come together, pound their chests, and reaffirm their heterosexuality. Think of it sort of like a KKK rally. Only instead of attacking black people, these dudes will talk about bashing gay people and raping women… before going back to their hotel rooms and sucking off each other.
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“We will have 165 meetings in 43 countries for our international meetup day on February 6, 2016 at 8PM local time,” Valizadeh instructs on his blog. “Hosts have been instructed to wait at the meeting point from 8:00-8:20pm before moving on to the final location. If you arrive at the meeting point at 8:21pm, you will miss the meetup. Arriving on time within the window is absolutely paramount.”
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The instructions continue: “To identify your fellow tribesmen, ask the following question to a man you suspect is there for the meet-up: ‘Do you know where I can find a pet shop?’ If you ask someone for the pet shop and they appear confused or actually try to direct you to a real pet shop, they’re not there for the meetup.”
In the past, Valizadeh has said “rape should be legal on private property.” In one of his self-published books, he proudly admitted to raping a woman while she was drunk. “It took four hours of foreplay and at least 30 repetitions of ‘No, Roosh, no’ until she allowed my penis to enter her vagina,” he wrote. “No means no, until it means yes.”
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He also claimed that “the legalization of gay marriage is a full frontal attack on heterosexual men” and that “young boys” are being “enthusiastically taught the superiority of homosexual lifestyles and the shameful privilege of heterosexuals, especially concerning the types of relationships that lead to nuclear, stable families,” adding that pretty soon “straight men will be forced under the barrel of the state’s gun to pay taxes for the AIDS drugs of gays, their impulsive sex changes, their mental and medical treatments resulting from sleeping with hundreds of partners, and also the salaries of politicians that continue to vote against traditional family values and basic morality standards.”
“Our views are becoming known enough that we can ‘come out’ of the shadows and not have to hide behind a computer screen for fear of retaliation,” Valizadeh wrote in his recent blog post. “Let the sixth of February be a clear signal to all that we’re not going anywhere.”
“We have finally arrived!”
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h/t: Gay Star News
Sidney DaviesWinter
Disgusting.
Livio Chiametti
idiot
Russell Howes
Lol this guy is totally gay himself ð???ð?»ð???ð?»ð???ð?»
Mark Lee
small penis and terrified by women, probably gay
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Yet another subhuman piece of garbage Mid Eastern smcubag who spends a whole lot of time thinking about Gay ses……………………….
1898
and yet he looks like literally every single guy on Scruff, go figure.
Come on. V-neck t-shirt? Obviously a closeted bottom.
Uncle Mark
So, let me get this “straight.” This is a meeting that is only men…talking about their sexuality with no sports to watch or discuss (or cars, computers, video games…etc.) nor women. Sounds like it will become a meeting of very angry (and bored) men, who approve of raping women. YEAH…nothing bad should come out of that It could only end with the founder of this club getting raped in the prison shower.
novadude
So let me understand. In his vaunted “relationships that lead to nuclear, stable families”, does he rape his wife in front of the children? Surely both male and female children will need instruction in this area, right?
I expect that when this skinny little weakling is jailed for his behavior and experiences rape from the other side he might just change his mind.
Michael A. Hann
“Guy things”. Uhuh!!
Luis A. Ramirez
OMG Knyko….the resemblance is real!
Sam Oropeza
Hates gays, hates women: Bi-confused.
Glen Martin Fitch
bro-jobs?
SpunkyBunks
If straight guys want to be “straight”, don’t they just go watch football at the local dive bar or go to strip clubs and stare at titties? Is he a closeted Muslim? What’s with all the violence within him?
DCguy
So he’s a self hating, dangerously delusional closet case.
Chris
Stuff like this reads so much like satire.
Scott Redner
Yet another perfect reason we need a gay sniper!
Brent Labee
exchanging recipes?
Gary Hecklinger
Circle jerk?
Brian
I support male brotherhood. It’s been under attack from privilege-seeking women for a long time now.
However, I do not support this groups extreme views on women. I think women have a right to be free of violence. There is no justification for violence against innocent human beings of any sex.
What this group should do is adopt my philosophy that male homosexual desire is an empowering thing for men. Not “gay” but “male homosexual desire”. If a man is willing to use male homosexual desire as a bargaining chip in his relationship with his girlfriend – ie by threatening to turn to men if she doesn’t consent – then he can counter her use of sexual consent as a bargaining chip in her relationship with him.
Male homosexual desire empowers all men.
Marky
@DCguy: Bi closet?
JessPH
I wouldn’t be surprised if he wants to get rape legalized. Looking at this lowlife, it certainly looks like the only way a woman would have sex with him is if he actually rapes her.
paulbear30
Just one more reason to be antisexual. Sex has people so lost and confused it’s not even funny!