After coming out as a middle-aged beef cake, Russian President Vladimir Putin seems poised for another coming out.
An eagle-eyed reader sent us in this m4m sexvert entitled "Russian Dictator Seeks Love":
I'm a nice, decent guy looking to meet another masculine bro for some hot fucking and hopefully a meaningful emotional connection. I like dogs, fishing, poisoning dissidents, and long walks on the beach. Turn offs are mean people and democracy. I hope I can meet a guy who can look past my rough exterior and see the sensitive artist underneath. I like to cuddle with a guy, gently kissing him all over his body until the morning light comes in through the window. You must be into BDSM sub/dom pain play, I'll tie you to a chair and interrogate you for hours, I'm handy with a pair of pliers.Vladimir Putin,
(Pootie-Poot)
We love poisoning with dissidents and told Pootie-Poot as much, but he's not interested. He prefers to dominate men with darker, Chechen features.
Ooh wow. Now THAT's a real man!
You should feature this Russian Romeo in your Morning Goods, fellahs.
If the murdering shitbag is into male flesh then it's only VERY young male flesh.
Dictators hate a free press.
The test for Putin will be if he leaves office when his term expires. Where I live, after the citizens adopted term limits the legislators repealed them.
I love Photoshop.