After coming out as a middle-aged beef cake, Russian President Vladimir Putin seems poised for another coming out.
An eagle-eyed reader sent us in this m4m sexvert entitled “Russian Dictator Seeks Love”:
I’m a nice, decent guy looking to meet another masculine bro for some hot fucking and hopefully a meaningful emotional connection. I like dogs, fishing, poisoning dissidents, and long walks on the beach. Turn offs are mean people and democracy. I hope I can meet a guy who can look past my rough exterior and see the sensitive artist underneath. I like to cuddle with a guy, gently kissing him all over his body until the morning light comes in through the window. You must be into BDSM sub/dom pain play, I’ll tie you to a chair and interrogate you for hours, I’m handy with a pair of pliers.
Vladimir Putin,
(Pootie-Poot)
We love poisoning with dissidents and told Pootie-Poot as much, but he’s not interested. He prefers to dominate men with darker, Chechen features.
Martini-boy
Ooh wow. Now THAT’s a real man!
You should feature this Russian Romeo in your Morning Goods, fellahs.
Tallskin
If the murdering shitbag is into male flesh then it’s only VERY young male flesh.
GoodBuddy
Dictators hate a free press.
The test for Putin will be if he leaves office when his term expires. Where I live, after the citizens adopted term limits the legislators repealed them.
cjc
I love Photoshop.
Medvedev
Putin is a real gay.
See this sensational picture: http://www.larrytt.com/celebrities_playing_tt/vladimir_putin.jpg
Lavrov
See more facts about Putin:
http://forum.ge/uploads/post-29-1263069033.jpg