You already know where you can buy penises of mythical creatures, but what if you’re in the mood for something a little more Halloweeny? Well wipe the seeds out of your Jack-o-lanterns because you tricks are in for a treat.
Yes, Fleshlight (“The flashlight you can fuck!”) has just unveiled their “Freaks” line of monster dildos that lets you choose between Frankencock, a Count Dickula, ZombieDong, Cybercock and an Avatar-inspired alien invader (for those of you who have always wanted to be violated by a Na’vi). There’s even corresponding fleshjacks, if you’d rather not bottom for the undead (prude!).
Plus they make great holiday gifts. Nothing says Happy Hanukkah like a rotting man-cock.