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Queen Of Pop Quiz: Which Of The 17 Beyoncés Are You?

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As you have heard by now Beyoncé dropped a new album, but more importantly she dropped a visual album of 17 videos, and they’re all amazing in their own way. In each of the videos she toys with a different persona so we thought it would be fun to play a little Queen Bey personality quiz and let you pick which Beyoncé most relates to you. Tell us below in the comments which one you are!

1. “Pretty Hurts” aka Miss Bitches Hate Me Cause I’m So Pretty

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Is your everything on point but shady bitches can’t give you your shine? Well throw ‘em shade with a smile, because nothing gets them more steam-pressed than seeing you happy. You’re doin’ it boo, so keep doin’ you.

2. “Ghost” aka Miss Bougie Artsy High Class

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You’re very familiar with Barney’s (and not Co-Op or the Warehouse, thank you). You and Rick Owens are close personal friends, or at least you and his clothes are. You read long think-pieces on really esoteric topics that we might not have heard of. You spend your weekends hanging out in Chelsea galleries, and nights in Hell’s Kitchen bars.

3. “Haunted” aka Miss Shady Boots

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Is your go-to look the side eye? Well you’re in luck. Beyoncé has come for you. And she is dropping some superstar level shade. Of course her face is beat to death and her hair is set, because no one can come for you if you’re looking on point.

4. “Drunk In Love” aka Miss Blindly In Love With My Man

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Do you go all in for every man you make your boo? Can he do no wrong? Do your friends wonder where you went and think you fell off the face of the earth? If so, then this Beyoncé is you. No shame in love, because all them haters are just single bitter hoes.

5. “Blow” aka Miss 1970s Vintage Queen

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You like your clothes vintage and body skimming. Throwback Thursday is everyday for you. Your favorite music is nothing that came out in the last 30 years. You even partake in the more debaucherous pastimes of yesteryear. You are Miss 1970s Vintage Queen.

6. “No Angel” aka Miss Hood Rich

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You want and have the finest of things, in the worst of circumstances. You live in the hood but look like you belong on Park Ave. When that new jam drops you have to have it, whether it be those new kicks, new bag, or new phone. You’re doing the most with the least. Keep it up. We all see you, and some are jealous haters.

7. “Yoncé” aka Miss High Fashionista

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Only the best for you, you’ve immersed yourself in fashion culture. You’re at the shows, you hang out with models, you read the magazines, you wear the latest, and you wouldn’t be caught dead in last season’s Prada shoes, even if they are strappy sandals. Couture is regularly in your vocabulary. All the best sales people at the designer shops know you on a first name basis, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

8. “Partition” aka Miss Freak

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You let your freak flag fly daily and don’t care who knows it. You love your costumes in and out of the bedroom. Most people’s wild is too mild for you. Know those clubs Stefon from SNL talks about? You’ve actually been to them. So let that freak flag fly, and go get your freakum dress on.

9. “Jealous” aka Miss Fire And Brimstone

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You are not to be messed with. You’re taking names, and cutting hoes. You keep your man in line, because you know how them basic bitches be. Your spies are everywhere and everyone knows it.

10. “Rocket” aka Miss Sex Siren

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You drip sex. Your outfits are barely there, and when they are they are too tight. When you walk into a room heads turn, necks break, and audible ‘damns’ are heard. People are throwing themselves, and things, at you just to be near you. Work it, because if you got it flaunt it.

11. “Mine” aka Miss Iconic Cool

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You flawlessly execute whatever you do. You are the definition of timeless and cool. People might tell you this but you keep it quiet because you know you don’t have to. Your friends always look to you as the arbiter of what’s hip, and it shows.

12. “XO” aka Miss Fun Times

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You’re always down for a good time, and in more ways than one. You are the party, and the party is you. TGIF is your motto. Da Club? Your second home. Life every day like it’s your birthday shorty — because it is.

13. “Flawless” aka Miss Hardcore Hottie

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You’re no shrinking violet. You have tattoos, piercings, and love to get in the mosh pit. You like it rough, and everyone knows it. ‘No’ isn’t a part of your vocabulary. Most likely found in leather, you feel most comfortable when you make others uncomfortable. You make scary look sexy, and we like it.

14. “Superpower” aka Miss Revolutionary

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A proponent for worthy causes, you are always at the front lines of the issues. You keep everyone up to date on the news, and they’re all grateful for the dish. You’re a natural leader and it shows. Lord knows your friends wouldn’t get anything done without you.

15. “Heaven” aka Miss Deep Thoughts

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Not everyday is a funeral, but when there is one you’re there. You’re reflective on life not only in times of grief but times of prosperity. Nothing gets past you without coming under your scrutiny. And yeah, you’re not afraid to cry in public, because that takes strength.

16. “Blue” aka Miss Nurturer

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You love your family and it shows. There’s always time for quality moments with the people you love. You go out of your way to make sure the people you love know that they’re loved. Without you, holidays would be that much less merry.

17. “Grown Woman” aka Miss Digital Tech

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You’re on the cutting edge of the newest tech. You always know about the latest digital gadgets. You look at your phone the first thing in the morning after you wake up. Tech enhances your life, especially when meeting “new friends.” You’re tech-sy.

By:           Damien Basile
On:           Dec 16, 2013
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  • 12 Comments
    • Ferallove
      Ferallove

      I am Partition and Flawless stripping together with Haunted and when I get my man I embody the Drunk in Love and make sure my kingdom knows why they serve me with Superpower. Werk!!!!!! This album literally changed my life more then any!! Of the others which I love fully but this new self title Masterpiece if Flawless!! #Liferecieved lol
      But I’m really Miss Freak out of all lol

      Dec 16, 2013 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant
      jimbryant

      Thankfully, we are none.

      Unlike Beyonce, we don’t take cash from the family of a murderous dictator who made the killing of gay people common.

      Unlike Beyoncé, we don’t mime or lip-sync to the National Anthem.

      Dec 16, 2013 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DelxMusic
      DelxMusic

      @jimbryant: its alright sweetheart, continue to seethe with anger as she keeps winning and you lose with your lies :)

      Dec 16, 2013 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tyler100
      Tyler100

      @DelxMusic:

      Lies and paranoia. Don’t forget that our old pal Jim/Rick is mentally ill.

      Dec 16, 2013 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant
      jimbryant

      Lies? Lol. Google Beyonce and Gadaffi. These are no lies.

      Beyonce is a creepy dick-head who entertained those with links to terrorism and the killing of gays.

      Dec 16, 2013 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DelxMusic
      DelxMusic

      @jimbryant: that should be the least of your worries. What you should be worried about is people that believe anything they read on the internet…. Scary right?

      Dec 16, 2013 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tyler100
      Tyler100

      @jimbryant:

      Speaking of lies: everything you’ve ever posted. At lest on some level. If not every level.

      Dec 16, 2013 at 9:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • davincibarnette
      davincibarnette

      The following is the only energy I will EVER give jimbryant.

      Fellows, no matter how ignorant, uninformed and hateful his comments are, just scroll down. Your frustration, and comments, in response to his, only give him energy and life, and that is why he continues.

      Ignore him completely and eventually he will fade away…

      Dec 17, 2013 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant
      jimbryant

      DavinciBarnette,

      Ill-informed? Lol. Everything I’ve said is the truth. I dare you to prove otherwise.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 2:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber L. Lewis
      Amber L. Lewis

      Carson recently got an awesome year old Chevrolet Sonic just by some part-time working online at home… visit this website>>> http://bit.do/fpou

      Dec 17, 2013 at 8:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      I’d like to think I’m a “Grown Woman” lol…yes god lady-B.
      I just enjoy waching this women unfold throught the years. Just like a beautiful flower.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KDub
      KDub

      Y’all are such girls. Lol

      Dec 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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