United Nations affiliate IRIN is reporting that the chaos in Iraq isn't all a matter of random IEDs. There's also a quiet but intense war being waged on the country's homosexuals (men and women who live their lives on a D.L. J.L. King wouldn't last two seconds in as it is). In some cases, reports have stated that family members have been told by militiamen to turn over their gay sons and daughters or risk brutalization of the entire family. Apparently these thugs did some marketing research before launching their bloodthirsty campaign and focus groups reacted far more favorably to describing the campaign with the phrase "sexual cleansing" rather than the more straightforward "fag murder" and "queer extermination."