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— Tue, Aug 1, 2006 —
Nice Package: Reach Fresh & Clean

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Sparkling white teeth are nothing if their owner is breathing Doritos breath in your face. The next time a friend or suitor gets a little too close, you can slip him the new Reach Fresh & Clean toothbrush. It looks like a normal toothbrush, but on the reverse side is a special tongue cleaner that makes your breath more inviting. Don't be without it if you intend on making out tonight.

Reach Fresh & Clean ($5.99) [Walgreens via Uncrate]

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No. 1
erik says:

are you serious with this? why am i reading a commercial?

August 1, 2006 3:46 PM

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