We've been on a skateboard exactly once. Let's just say it didn't go well. We did, however, defy at least six scientific rules, gravity included. But, we're determined homos and we're willing to give it another go, but only on this here Beastie Boys skateboard. But where oh where can we get said skateboard? The Bid 2 Beat AIDS auction, of course!

Queerty, MTV, Sirius and a slew of other super cool do-gooders have teamed with Lifebeat to help fight AIDS.

So, how can you help? Head on over to the Bid 2 Beats AIDS eBay site, find something you absolutely can't live without, bid on it and when someone out bids you, cough up some more dough. Yes, we know times are tough, but it's for the good of the entire world and Santa doesn't like a selfish sissy.

Last year we helped raise over $75,000 - not too shabby, but let's see if we can't improve on that number a bit. $100,000? $200,000? It's up to you.

Also, if one of you readers wants to bid on the Beastie Boys skateboard and send it our way, editor Andrew Belonsky will attempt the impossible: rolling five feet on level ground. (Well, impossible for him, at least).

To ensure we can all have a laugh at his undoubtedly painful expense, he'll even post a video of his adventure. The board's only $49.00 right now. Watching Belonsky fall on his pretty little ass? Priceless.

So let's get a bidding war going on, kids. It's really a win, win situation. Except for Belonsky. He'll probably lose some blood. Maybe even a tooth. There's only one way to find out...

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