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— Wed, Apr 25, 2007 —
Coop Slips, Slides, Gets Naked!
Rumors Of His Never-Nudeness Are Greatly Exaggerated

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We're not sure if this is good news or bad news, but Anderson Cooper does not - we repeat, does not - shower in his boxer briefs. That's right - all that excitement over yesterday's "news" that the CNN anchor and his penis fear documentation, a phobia which leads him to keep a lid on his sexual source. A source "close" to Towleroad, however, claims it just ain't true. Old Andy pants writes:

In the interest of correcting this claim, a source close to Towleroad who is also a member at the Time Warner Center Equinox gym and has seen Mr. Cooper in action reports that he does not shower in his underwear, but that he is one of those "towel wrap, slip the undies down underneath" kind of guys.
Oh, Coop! You're so clever. And you multitask with ease: you have to hold the towel and shimmy your jimmy free. That a boy(s)!

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No. 1
Mark says:

Nope. Don't want to hear it. I resolve to keep the image of Anderson in wet undies in my head forever.

April 26, 2007 2:50 AM
No. 2
Alan says:

With every cell phone now a camera as well who can blame the poor guy. There are probably millions of gay men and straight women that would love to get a gander at that dangler. To them I say - get lost he's mine.

April 26, 2007 11:47 AM
No. 3
charles says:

it is your bussuness what you have, althought i would like to see it, but a lot of people like to see other private parts just to see how they themselves measure up,,,get some one else pic same or big and put it ti rest. buy the way i loved your shoe the molr,,anf i fantized about what you had in the pounch of your undies.. you can always send me a private pic of your thing,,,i promiss i wont show it to anyone....

April 26, 2007 11:42 PM
No. 4
charles says:

can you see how excitinged i amwhen i think and talk about you. go a head show us a peak

April 26, 2007 11:44 PM
No. 5
Jack says:

>>>you can always send me a private pic of your thing,

Charles, don't count on it.

April 28, 2007 7:08 PM
No. 6
David says:

Anderson Cooper I'd prefer not to think about, period. He's "A" sexual in my head!

May 1, 2007 12:11 AM
No. 7
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May 14, 2007 12:08 AM

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