• Local Orange County band Supernova, formed in '89, files suit against ABC's Rock Star: Supernova — to make sure the reality TV show doesn't create a new band with Supernova's namesake. [LAT]

• Just because their California State-sponsored celebrations ran into a little walkout trouble doesn't mean Lance Bass and Riechen Lehmkuhl don't have true happiness. [People]

• The hippest book store in the world is for kids only. [Internationalist]

• Blue Balls as a stage performance? With cops as the plot's centerpiece? We're in. [NYP]

• Andy Dick is a man who doesn't just lick hands — he'll lick-a-lotta-puss. [Jossip]

• The men are just smoother in Houston. Not so in Baltimore. [PR Newswire]

• What do you mean you haven't voted in our "Are You A Speedo Man?" poll? Don't you want to tell everyone you hit the sand with bits and pieces on display? Vote here!

• Video for tonight's episode of Top Model. We were sure Nnenna was going to win, but she was such a bitch we're glad she's gone. And as much as we love love LOVE Jade, it's all about Joanie. Ever since she said she wants to be a stay-at-home mom for a living, we've been in love. And once Tyra paid to fix those busted teeth, it was pretty clear they were thinking she might go all the way. [TopModel]

• Miu at Socialite Life thinks Heidi Klum and Seal are the best couple ever. We agree. The way Heidi's eyes light up when she talks about her hubby, it's so sweet! Ah, love. [SocialiteLife]

• Ryan Seacrest can spread his legs wider than, well, us. And that's saying a LOT. [Jossip]

• Andy Dick is a complete nightmare. First we reported on his "I steal because I'm so famous!" ways in New Orleans; now he's let loose at Coachella. [Defamer]

Andy Dick(NewsRadio) recently paid a visit to New Orleans to play a few hands on Bravo TV's Celebrity Poker Showdown--and he made an appearance at a local gay bar, where he left quite the unfortunate impression. Says a bartender:

"Andy Dick came into the bar--did you know he's really short?--and he ordered two beers. We all just stared at him, he shaved his head and he looks weird. But I gave him the beers, and said "eight dollars," and he walked away! So I yelled "Hey, your beers are eight dollars," and he turned around and said "I'm a celebrity! I don't pay for drinks!" and kept walking.

Apparently words were exchanged, escalating until The Dick did pay for his beverages, but not before the bartender referred to him as a "D-list celebrity," which he acknowledged was a bit rude. He said The Dick then went over to a female patron and groped her "because he's bisexual, you know," and we imagine she enjoyed that experience. Who wouldn't? For whatever it's worth, he did father a child, although Tom Cruise just did the same thing so that's really not worth much.

We are disappointed that The Dick thinks becoming a caricature of a "famous person" is a good idea. We're also shocked that he couldn't be a bit nicer to the food & beverage staff of New Orleans, especially considering how they're having a tough time making a living these days. And let's be honest, he's not someone who can get away with the diva thing. Kathy Griffin is especially embarrassed, as she and Andy Dick look exactly alike and she hopes no one thought it was her.

Your really must run out right now and get the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson Uncensored! We’d missed it when it originally aired, but since its release on DVD we’ve been unable to pull ourselves away from the television.

Bea Arthur reads from Anderson’s book Star Struck and deadpans a passage on anal sex. Courtney Love is a glorious mess, slurring words and falling down. Lady Bunny, repeated jokes about Andy Dick’s sexuality and Tommy Lee’s pecker size round out what may be the funniest 80 minutes ever captured on a DVD.

It’s great to see celebrities not taking themselves too seriously, dishing like real people, and being funny, not contrived.

Roast Anderson [Comedy Central]