• Anna Nicole Smith's one-time designer, Bobby Trendy has once again proven that he's got the intellect of a four-year old girl and the ego of a male model. Too bad he doesn't look like one. Nor, sadly, does the Bratz doll he molded in his horrific image.

• If movie stars have an entourage, what do porn stars have? A Porntourage, of course.

• More non-gay gay fun with 300!

• Introduction the Thames Valley Gay Police Association! Mission: combat homophobia, improve copper's homo-relations and fight queer injustice with a wooden club.

• Angelina Jolie's newest baby, Pax either looks like a little terror or a little prince, we can't tell.

• A group of Colorado gay activists are looking to combat the recent rise in anti-gay violence with a whole new day: Safe Day! We feel more secure already.

• Randy Boyd took Colts coach Tony Dungy's anti-gay remarks at last night's Indiana Family Institute dinner very personally. A taste: "Imagine being told by society (once again) that you and your dreams are worthless on one hand, and worth suppressing and destroying on the other." We'd say, if our dreams are so worthless, than why's everybody always picking on them. Then we'd say, "Oh, right, because they're douche bags."

Oprah may have just lauded Madonna's adoption of wee African baby David Banda (right), but not everyone in Hollywood approves of the pop-star's baby-snatching methods. Tinseltown's other baby monger, Angelina Jolie, had some harsh words for Madge's allegedly illegal tactics. Speaking with French magazine Gala, Jolie reportedly said:

Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law... I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal... Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born... It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.

She went on to say that Madonna's Malawian adoption threatened her reign as Africa's White Queen Bee. When the time comes, little Zahara will challenge David to a duel to the death. She added that Zahara's one tough bitch and not even Kaballah's ancient power will save David's hide.

She did not mention, however, whether or not this battle would precede Zahara's forthcoming fist to cuffs with baby Suri. Only time will tell. One thing's for sure: the Baby Wars have begun. Prepare accordingly.

• Window Media just hired J. Brotherlove as their new blogger. (PS: Congrats!) [SOVO]

• An ancient 41 square mile iceberg fell into the ocean, providing another chilling example of global warming. (PS: We're totally fucked!) [CNN]

• Only 35% of gay kids tell their doctors they're gay. (PS: Do they get a lolly?) [The Advocate]

• A Madrid restaurant's been fined 12,000 euros for refusing to cater a gay wedding reception. (PS: Take that!) [Typically Spanish]

• Korean men are taking on the Ministry of Women and Family over a pledge against prostitutes. (PS: We wish we had such simple problems.) [The Korea Times]

• An illustrated Angelina Jolie wishes you a happy New Year. (PS: She'll cutcha!) [Celebitchy]

• Face it, you've got an internet addiction. Don't worry, so do about 12-14% of Americans. [Physorg via Tom's Grab Bag]

• Can Helmut Lang survive without Helmut Lang? Well, sort of... [The New York Times]

• Truly disturbing: a passed out 17-year old kid was found tagged with anti-gay epithets. [Boston Herald]

• Speaking of epithets, Boy George's former bandmates had a few for him. [365 Gay]

• Al-Qaeda's To-Do List: Destroy freedom, make video on America's evils, kill Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. [Mollygood]

• Would-be killer wants to kill all the homos. What a mensch. [Dallas Observer]

Everyone's favorite super couple have announced they'll continue living in sin until all Americans can marry. That means us, of course.
In the new issue of Esquire, Pitt says, "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able." That's nice. When we're allowed to marry, why don't you ditch Angie and give us a call. And, no, we won't sign a pre-nup.

The aforementioned issue of Esquire is on stands Sept. 19th

"Brangelina To Marry When Everyone Can" [AP via Breitbart.com]

• Watching Anderson Cooper giggle with Jon Stewart about Angelina Jolie's hotness is like watching Ellen DeGeneres fawn over Jesse Metcalfe.

• Sure, Ryan Seacrest, you're totally into girls — even if Vince Vaughn is "at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!" [Wizbang Pop]

• Jonathan Rhys Meyers is looking for a premiere gay role to really take his career to the next level. 'Cause the fag he played in 1998's Velvet Goldmine wasn't socially important enough. [Towleroad]

• Britney Spears' manny Perry Taylor has been nominated for a U.S. Veterans Award. Not for saving Sean Preston from falling to the cement ground, but for taking his naval training and applying it to something worthwhile. Like guarding America's former sweetheart. [Business Wire]

• More on Britney: She's lauding husband Kevin Federline for finally finding a job. Given that he doesn't have a record deal yet (just an album), he's signed on to become the face of clothing label Blue Marlin. [Page Six]

• Oh, so you saw a blubbering Britney Spears on Dateline last night, too? If not, the clip reel is already here. [The Malcontent]

• Take two of our favorite people and put them together in front of the camera — that's all it takes to make us simple folks happy. You too? Then you'll be pleased to hear Anderson Cooper has snagged the first U.S. interview with Angelina Jolie. [Jossip]

• Backstage with Rufus Wainwright means plenty of plastic surgery, over-tweezed eyebrows, and hotties in Rufus tees. Oh, the main act was there, too. [Timmy Ray]

It's been revealed that model Jenny Shimizu had an affair with both Madonna and Angelina Jolie around the same time. Scandal! A roundup of different perspectives on the lesbian love triangle:

From the U.S.:
"Gal pal says Jolie's happy to explore the bi-ways" [WeLoveCelebs]

Summary: We don't care what famous people do as long as they keep entertaining us like trained seals.

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From the U.K.:
"Jolie's lesbian ex reveals Madonna affair" [DigitalSpy]

Summary: Even when discussing lesbian love triangles, one can still utilize proper manners.

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From India:
"Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover was Madonna's sex slave!" [Yahoo! India]

Summary: All famous American women are evil whores.

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From Namibia:
"Angelina Jolie to give birth in Namibia" [Namibian]
Summary: Don't say "lesbian." They don't exist in Africa. Shh. We're just thrilled Angelina Jolie is putting us on the map!

Let's not be confused: readers of European lesbian magazine Diva do not want to date or court Angelina Jolie and the nine other women on their top ten list.

They want them for one reason alone, so let's picture this: Jodie Foster, Queen Latifah, Sharon Stone, and Angelina Jolie all waiting in the boudoir to fulfill what could be the strangest combination of lesbian fantasies ever recorded in one reader poll.

Angelina is Tops with Lesbians [Ananova]
Diva readers gone wild for Angelina [Diva Official Site]

• Good God. The Brokeback Mountain shirts being auctioned off on Ebay went for over $100,000! [Ebay]

• News of the World's anonymous source has more info about the gay soccer player orgy story, this time with even more kinky sex. Says the source: "But they're not gay. It's normal for some of them to do this." Um, sure. [News of the World]

• Tom Ford continues to attack hot guys during photoshoots. Jake didn't seem to mind Ford's hand shoved down his pants. [Towleroad]

• The next time meth addicts log onto a gay chat sight looking to "party n' play," they may just end up up talking to a drug counselor instead. [NY Times]

• Lindsay Lohan hearts Angelina Jolie [Zap2it]

Well, we were holding out for Madonna to be godmother to the soon to be born "World’s Most Beautiful Baby," but it looks like the crown is going to a lesbian - which would’ve been our second choice. And it isn’t Brad Pitt’s best bud, Melissa Etheridge.

Angelina Jolie has reportedly asked her lesbian lover to be godmother to her children - angering boyfriend Brad Pitt, according to Britain's Daily Star newspaper.

The actress allegedly wants Jenny Shimizu, who she had a relationship with while filming 'Foxfire' in 1993, to give spiritual guidance to her two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, and her unborn baby with Pitt.

We do hope Brad isn’t jealous of Angie’s lesbian-lover, but somehow, we kind of think he’s the kind of guy that wouldn’t mind. And he does have to admit that his life with Aniston was never this interesting, seeing as though the godmother to that kid would’ve been Courtney Cox. We’ll take a lesbian any day ‘cause dear Jenny gives new meaning to the term ‘fairy godmother.’

Angelina Jolie chooses gay godmother [Female First]