We decided to do partake in a little more self-indulgence and sift through Slate's collection of Ann Coulter-related cartoons. Mike Luckavich's offering may be our favorite. We can't decide between this one and another depicting her as a rattlesnake.

Head on over and find your favorite, print it out, color it, then crumple it in a ball and shriek,"Why do I listen to everything Queerty says?" Then answer your own question, "Because they're so fucking awesome!"

Do this ten times and you'll fine tremendous fortune. Ignore our directive and face certain doom!