What better way to start 2007 than with a wedding announcement? Well, a little blowie and maybe a cigarette, but a wedding announcement's definitely a close second. Thus, we're just tickled to announced that convicted murderer and convicted arsonist Linda Couvreur and Theresa 'Terry' Van Heyst locked down their lesbian love with a December 29th big house marriage. Hoo-rah!

In what can only be described as a touching ("No touching!") tale of love, the women met last April and felt an instant connection. Their love grew to such maddening heights that Terry rejected early release to stay imprisoned with her murderous love bird, who may serve another ten years for wacking her husband. Quite the metaphor for marriage, no?

While the prison has a special sex den (read: cum-soaked coach) for prisoners, the women have yet to consummate their correctional compassion. From Flanders Fields elaborates:

By law, normally, they will be entitled to these conjugal visits now. However the warden of the prison has great autonomy in the day to day running of his prison and the respective lawyers of the two women fear he still might refuse the couple their rights. To prevent this they started a procedure to confirm the right of the couple to meet each other. On January 10th, 2007 a judge will decide.

Though the women are sitting pretty now, things may change when Terry gets released next year, leaving Linda to languish for another nine. They'll have to cope with monthly visits or Terry will be forced to torch another building and hope for a lenient sentence. Anything for love.

The people at Radio Donna in Belgium have created the ultimate "coming out" video. We recommend that everyone drop the G-bomb on their parents exactly like this. To the letter.

As far as we can tell without reading German Flemish, the video is an ad for a radio program, which is hosted by a lady named Donna. If anyone can shed light on the relationship between the lady and the gayness of this video, please give us a shout.

UPDATE from one of our readers: "Instead of using call signs all the stations have names. Belgians are known for their outrageous adverts. This in all probability is a major hit song right now… and making parity of it."

In Love With Boys [YouTube]

• We spotted an Abercrombie-clad Jake Gyllenhaal at M Cafe in Hollywood yesterday lunching with a girl we think we can safely assume was only an assistant. Here's further proof that slender Jake really enjoys regular macrobiotioc meals.

• Robbie Williams takes the Tom Crusie course of action when accused of being a homo. Sue 'em. And win.

• AMERICAblog has unearthed some interesting info about the identities of two Ford officials who met with AFA last week to discuss pulling ads from gay publications. Ford insists its decision was purely a "business" decision. Well we're insisting our boycott is a "business" decision as well.

• France only allows artificial insemination for straights, so dykes in that country are running for the Belgian border in order to get shot up with man juice.

• Boston College has requested a school-sponsored dance lose its gay theme. We don't see why. The only students that show up to those things are fags and fag hags anyway.