As Britain's Big Brother gears up for yet another season of voyeuristic television, rumors have been circulating that show will feature not one, but two men of the homosexual variety. 24 dash reports:

Stephen Ireland and James Joell are set to enter the infamous house in 12 days, and reportedly want to make history by becoming the first same-sex lovers to wed on a live reality TV show.

The couple auditioned for the 8th series of Channel 4's Big Brother in February, dressing as a bride and groom and were thrilled when they heard producers plan to have a real on-screen wedding.

A source said: "It's their dream to be the first couple to marry on TV. I hope they manage it - they'll be forever remembered as pioneers."

Producers will neither confirm nor deny that the butt boys will appear on the show.

We hope they are, because we just stumbled across the queer cut-ups' website and we have to say we're in love. Watch the video above and tell us you didn't fall in love. C'mon, we dare you!

You guys remember our call for your baby pictures? Well gay director Jason Bolicki went above and beyond in submitting the video, "Twenty Gay Stereotypes Confirmed". In said video, twenty gay men (including such illustrious celebrities as, Dan Savage and Big Brother's Marcellas Reynolds) introduce some popular queer cliches. Bolicki then uses some childhood video to, well, confirm them as fact. It's nine minutes and 18 seconds of pure brilliance.

Oh, as for stereotype number one, ignore it - think about us, instead.

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When cameras are on you 24/7, there aren't many places you can go to get your rocks off. Big Brother Sweden proved that in 2004 when Henrik and Rebekah got it on for the cameras in the bathroom.

American Big Brother is a bit more prudish, but in its own way more perverted with its introduction of the "jack shack": a trunk by the pool that the guys masturbate in. In this video, the camera hovers outside the entire time Mike is in there, and the microphones capture all the slippery lotion noises and even his soft moans as he orgasms.

Twisted, funny, and totally safe for work if you turn your speakers low.

[via Nathan Exposed]

• A West Virginia police chief allegedly blocked life-saving measures for Claude Green, pictured, because Green was gay. Unbelievable. [SF Chronicle]

• Ryan Seacrest undresses a 17-year-old boy. With his eyes. [Aanthems]

• A celebrity comes out of the closet. On Pinoy Big Brother. [The Manila Bulletin]

• The Da Vinci Code and Load will be released on the same day!. [The Book Standard]

• Myspace the movie. Brilliant. [You Tube]

Will Wikle is everywhere: television, radio, and the emergency room. The jack of all trades recently answered some questions from our intern Christopher Rudolph and dishes on Omarosa, Bette Midler, and his romance with LOGO’s Jason Bellini.

Hey, Will! What have you been up to?
Right now, I'm at the Genius Bar inside the Soho Apple Store watching two 7 year olds argue about the hard drive capacity on their iBooks. It's pretty amazing considering that at that age, I was out in the fields of Mississippi eating mud and making HeMan give head to Skeletor.

How did you like Fashion Week?
I was fortunate enough to attend very inspiring, rad shows. For the first time ever, I can say that I now completely view fashion design as a true expressive art. As I listened to my boyfriend interview Richie Rich backstage at Heatherette, I was reminded of the passion and actualization of inspiration that goes in to "making it happen.” Besides Heatherette, I loved both Yoko Deveraux and Project Runway. But mostly just going to PR with Bradford. Now that we all know who made the final three, I can say that I am very upset that everyone won't get to see Kara Janx's line...If I was a trannie, I would only wear her evening dresses.

How has your life changed after Big Brother?
That's such a tough question. I obviously didn't return to the same life that I left, which was both good and bad in so many ways. Great things have happened for me: I started a new job at a different hospital, I signed on with LOGO, I started with Twist, yada, yada. But life was hard for me too. You know, I naively expected to be affirmed by my 15 minutes on TV....like every self confidence issue I ever had would disappear simply because I had achieved some level of being recognizability. Well, that was the exact opposite case. I went through a pretty intense depression after that experience was over. It was a real challenge to figure out who I was again and be proud of that person. I had some great friends and family to help me out and I came out a better dude because of it. So, it's all good in the end.

More after the jump.

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• Nellie McKay has left Sony and sadly her eagerly anticipated sophomore album won’t see the light of day anytime soon. At least we’ll get to see her in the Three Penny Opera on Broadway with Cyndi Lauper and Alan Cumming. [Reuters]

• We’ve all done it. You know, gotten drunk and pulled out the drag. However, we all haven’t filmed it! [Manhattan Offender]

• Our favorite plastic surgery addicted pop star Pete Burns has signed up for the UK’s Big Brother. Times like these we wished we lived in England. Thanks Jerry. [The Sun]

• We present you the world’s best condom commercial ever. Thanks Tom. [Double Agent]

• Love to ski? Love anal sex? Great. Gay.com has some gay ski events you should be attending. [Gay.com]