Michael Brown headed the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), when Hurricane Katrina slammed into the Louisiana coastline, demolishing as many lives as it did homes. Not to mention forever tarnishing our nation's image as the great provider.

Following the disaster, President Bush famously said, “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.” Of course, this is coming from a man who created his own special semi-savant vocabulary. As days progressed, we discovered that, as usual, no one in the White House knew what the fuck was going on.

Instead of spending time and energy to focus on the emergency at hand, they focused on who would take the inevitable fall. The spinning blame game is something that this administration has taken to an Olympic level. It is fairly obvious that Mikey became the Satan of Katrina, because we all know “he’ll eat anything.”

Our favorite trouble-maker, Jack E. Jett had a little chat chat with the man many accuse of being responsible for the decline of western civilization as we know it. A brave chap, Jett wanted to face the alleged evil head on and find out more about his “strategery.” From what we hear, they boys got on famously and Jett remarks, "I found Mr. Brown to be bright, intelligent, far less bitter than he should be and with a great sense of humor".

We should hope so - a stick in the mud would have been washed away long ago.

[Read On ...]

In non Ann Coulter-related news, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's office responsed to conservative outcry over the city's one-off "Colt Studio Day" by saying they'll be more mindful of their celebratory declarations.

Of the porntastic proclamation, Bill O'Reilly said,

There is not another city in the country that has ever had a 'gay porn day. And you wonder why your city is looked upon as a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah?

The mayor's office insists that Newsom makes over 2,000 similar announcements every year and that sometimes the specifics get lost in the shuffle. Though Newsom's spokesman Nathan Ballard didn't say they were wrong to honor Colt, he did say:

If there are any questions about proclamations, they will be reviewed. There's just going to be a stricter review process from now on. The mayor is concerned about it. And we've changed the policy to reflect that.

He failed to say how they were going to change the policy, but one hopes that Newsom will read before he signs.

State assemblyman and known homosexual Mark Leno also signed the official announcement, but certainly doesn't think the city should be apologizing to O'Reilly and his ilk:

The owners of the studio are taxpaying, law-abiding San Francisco employers who promote safe sex. With a war out of control and the planet's temperature rising, I would have hoped Bill O'Reilly had more pressing issues to discuss.

Oooo, bitchy!

For their part, Colt insists they're just "a classy company". We suppose it's all relative.

San Francisco's long been a homo-hub. No surprise, then, that gay porn-centric Colt Studio has used the hilly sea-side city as its HQ for forty years, churning out such hits as Waterbucks 2 and Buckaroos.

In honor of the company's geographical camaraderie, Mayor Gavin Newsom and two other city officials proclaimed last Friday "Colt Studio Day". Conservatives, meanwhile, took aim at the liberal lad. Reverend Louis P. Sheldon of the Traditional Values Coalition said:

San Francisco has proven yet again why they remain the mocked city of the country. No other major city in the nation has gone so far as to blatantly glorify a homosexual porn producer and company.

Hmm, we had no idea SF's the most mocked city in America. We thought that was Gary, Indiana.

Not one to miss a good finger-wagging, Bill O'Reilly mused:

There is not another city in the country that has ever had a 'gay porn day. And you wonder why your city is looked upon as a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah?

Sounds like he's been trading notes with Sheldon because, again, we were unaware of this reputation. We must be reading different bathroom walls.

From one conservative to another. Here's a clip from last night's episode of The O'Reilly Factor on which Mike Rogers, publisher of Page OneQ and Blogactive, yaks it up about the Foley scandal.

Well done, Mikey, especially on not laughing when O'Reilly said, "I fear the homosexual community in America is going to be damaged by this whole thing, because people (certainly not O'Reilly, of course) are just going to go they, generalizing, can't control themselves." Anyone who can hold it together in the face of O'Reilly saying he actually cares about gay people deserves an Oscar.

Regardless, Rogers certainly hold his own, and even promises to out some more closeted GOPers. We're salivating...

We never get tired of seeing Bill O'Reilly get put in his place, though there will never be anything as funny as the revelation that the conservative TV host likes to stick a vibrator in his butt while masturbating.

After beating out Anderson Cooper for the "Sexiest Newscaster" award last year, MSNBC host Keith Olbermann is all cocky and thinks he rules the world, citing the increase in ratings for MSNBC and his show Countdown in particular. We've never seen the show since we read our news on the Internet, but we imagine it's probably as boring as Paula Zahn or any of those other talking head shows. Still, we give Mr. Olbermann props for coming out in such a weirdly aggressive fashion against his nemesis Mr. O'Reilly:

Fox's ratings are lower than they were five years ago. Bill-Oh, 267,000 of your nightly viewers have vanished since last June. Call Fox Security, they are missing.

We hope there is a response forthcoming. Watch the video segment after the jump.

[Read On ...]

Now that everyone in the world is aware just how kinky Bill O’Reilly really is, he’s sending his producers to go undercover and do the dirty work for him. He had producer Jesse Watters crash (and videotape) the infamous SexPowerGod party put on by Brown University’s Queer Alliance each year.

So what kind of information did his in-depth investigative reporting uncover about this college party?

Watters, who told O'Reilly during the segment that he bought his ticket for $80 off the Internet, said he heard students having sex in the bathroom stall next to him and saw others having sex behind the DJ booth.

Watters said he observed "guys kissing guys and girls making out with girls."

"It was the wildest party I'd ever been to," he added.

Well as Bill would say, a party’s only a party when someone's broght the loofa.

When O'Reilly asked if the majority of attendees were gay, Watters said most were heterosexual, but added, "I think the core group that hosted the event was gay. That kind of set the tone for the rest of the party."

We won’t argue that gays throw the best parties. But poor Jesse had no idea what he would be exposed to; nubile young girls licking one other with freshly pierced tongues in the same room with inebriated boys touching one another. Is this what college students are up to nowadays? They don’t just lock themselves up in their rooms reciting Latin?

We suspect Bill took those tapes and added them to his “private collection.” What’s next up for heralders Bill and Jesse? An expose on goings on at the Playboy Mansion, perhaps?

Bill O’Reilly loves America. He’s so damn patriotic that he’s now inviting, yes, inviting al Qaeda to San Francisco.

Not spinning, he says:

"Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead," O'Reilly went on. "And if al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead."

We didn’t know Christians could issue their own fatwas. How very Quentin Tarantino of him. We went in search of his the man behind the "no spin." What is it like being Bill O’Reilly? Should we have known about this violent side? A quick check of his favorite movies reveals that O’Reilly likes his movies either very violent or very, well, how can we put it…gay? Unforgiven, Bonnie and Clyde, and Dirty Harry – violent Bill. Shampoo and Saturday Night Fever – gay Bill.

We’re not saying he has any repressed homo tendencies, but destroying a giant phallic symbol in the country’s queerest city and digging a young disco-loving John Travolta? No, we’re not saying that at all.