• Sharon Stone gives the low-down on why oral sex is safer. Seriously, hide your children. [TittleTattle]

• Luke Snyder, the gay teenager on As The World Turns, writes a blog. Not the actor, the character. Reality-TV is scripted, soap characters write real blogs...we're so confused. [LukeSnyder] via [Gaytrix] (GayTrix not safe for work)

• Arjan interviews Anastasia, in preparation for her Palm Springs White Party performance. Yet another breast cancer survivor who is the fiercest. We saw her show in Las Vegas years ago and she was fantastic. Expect great things. [ArjanWrites]

• Speaking of good shows: Sandra Berhnardt is back on Off-Broadway (does that make sense?), now that her program on the almost-was Q Television Network is dunzo. Political commentary, jazz, and filth. No one does it better. [PopMuse]

• Whitney Houston's crack den. Is this news really a surprise? And how has she not been arrested yet? [Jossip]

• Brandon Routh as Superman. He's so hot, it actually makes us angry. [SocialiteLife]

As for Superman's goods, well...we'll let the picture do the talking:

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• We laughed out loud at this. Watch "Full Flex," a study of unapologetic narcissism. Our favorite moment? When he points at his own back-dimples. It goes on forever, but he's pretty pleased with himself at the end. [SocialiteLife]

• If you're not at work--or if you won't get fired--look here. So, so not safe for work. And watch it alone, so no one will see your jaw drop. [WOW]

• Drag Queen to PETA: "Kiss my ass." A.k.a., the "Gayest Blog Post Ever." [itaintwilliam]

• Maven and Alexis Arquette: will they go all the way? If you can't handle the show, just put your TV on mute and watch Maven walk around nekkid, it's totally hot. [Rod 2.0]

• Wilmer Valderrama, of Party Monster and That 70's Show fame, is well hung. And from the looks of it, he's a creep. [CityRag]

• All major networks nix new pro-gay "Ejector Seat" commercial by United Church Of Christ. Not only do they make pro-gay commercials, but they generate interest by getting censored, Madonna-style. Now THAT is some savvy queer marketing. [TheMalcontent]

• Rufus Wainwright's new video. [The Malcontent]

• Also on The Malcontent: Chicken Little on Jimmy Kimmel. We saw that episode of Jimmy Kimmel, and the interview was pretty boring; but Kimmel later apologized to Matt Damon for getting bumped off the evening's lineup, to make room for the Idol reject. Poor Matt Damon. It's almost as embarrassing as the fact that we were watching Jimmy Kimmel at all. [The Malcontent]

• Sex And The City: The Reality Show? Dunno about this. None of those women will be able to afford Prada AND Manolo Blahnik. We'd rather see a reality show of Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall living together, clawing each others' eyes out. Our bets would be on SJP, she seems scrappy. [Jossip]

• George Michael's self-narrated documentary. So that would be an "autodocumentary." Or "autobiodocumentary?" Whatever, he narrates a movie about himself and his troubles. We love "being famous is hard" tragedies and we LOVE George Michael. Buy your tickets in advance. [Mr. Nightlife]

• Pink rips George Bush a new one. She's delicious. [VivaLaGraham]

• Top Model on FourFour. Poor Gina and her roach phobia. We would have screamed too. [FourFour]

• Whining babies grow up to be Republicans. And babies who scream a lot and wear their mothers' scarves around their necks grow up to be Queerty editors. Or is that just us? [PAYOR]

• We've found our new addiction. Drew's Next Step is a blog about a gay guy who has come out to his wife. Read Confusion and Confusion, part II. And then for the back-story, read Closet Man, which is all about his issues BEFORE he came out to his wife. We're exhausted already.

• It says this was the "Best Gay Week Ever," but really, after reading the post, it seems the week was pretty crap-ass dismal. Interesting read nonetheless. [AfterElton]

• This, however, may be the "Gayest Blog Post Ever." Anything with Richard Simmons automatically qualifies. [Purple Twinkie]

• Speaking of gay men: Our favorite drag queen Kimora Lee Simmons gets government escorts. She MUST have slept with somebody to get that one. [Wonkette]

• The Blow Out drinking game. Seriously, the worst show on television, but watch it if you must. The game forgets one rule: "Every beat-you-upside-the-head mention of a product placement, take one drink." You'll get wasted off that rule alone. [ChipChat]

• Paula Abdul Rehab Watch. We hope she never sobers up. [Rotten Ryan]

• Kate Moss' beau pleads guilty--and goes apeshit on a reporter. Hot! [Jossip]

• Gay icon Gina Gershon divas out over a pair of shoes, solidifies gay icon status juuuust a little more. [Daily Dish] via [Socialite Life]

• The real reason we watch Footballer's Wives. [PAYOR]

• Soap operas filling up with bubbly gay teens. [AfterElton]

• Brokeback Mountain (yes, we're sick of talking about it too, but this is actually legit) has inspired new anti-discrimination laws in Taiwan. Cool. [Taipei Kid]

• Chief Justice Roberts or Justice Souter: who is more gay? [Wonkette]

• Salad-tossing as art in Belgium. So weird. [Gridskipper]

• We need to start watching Footballer's Wives. [Dlisted]

• Ultimate fag-hag Tori Spelling's new show, NoTORIous, is a must-watch. We couldn't be more excited. [The Malcontent]

• Tom Malin, the ex-gay hustler (or gay ex-hustler? we're confused), in an IM intervew on his narrow defeat for the Texas State Legislature. I.e., speaking on former White House reporter/fellow hooker: “Everyone has seen my naked ass. Would love to see his.” Fab. [Wonkette]

• Another entry in the "Gayest Blog Post Ever" contest. I would say what it's about, but you just need to go read the first sentence. [soliloqueer]

• Jared Leto to join Desperate Housewives as Mrs. Solis' new boy-toy. Isn't he a little old for her? [FemaleFirst] via [Socialite's Life]

• Is it really true one in every five people in South Africa has HIV? Oh dear. [Rod 2.0]

• Alexis Arquette on the next Surreal Life. First TransAmerica, and now Alexis. Funny trannies are so in style! [Viva la Graham]

• Contestants are gettin' nekkid for the The Eurovision Song Contest, basically the European version of Idol. And we thought the drag queen from Bulgaria was fun. Why won't Ace and Chris Daughtry drop trou? No fair. Go look at the rest of the pics, delish. [Casual in Istanbul]

• In celebration of the release of the (admittedly really good) release of Liza with a Z, Liza Minnelli slurs her way through an interview with Larry King. Fret not if it doesn't make sense, it's not supposed to. [fourfour]

• Brokeback Remorse is done. Until the DVD comes out with deleted sex scenes, it's time to move on, people. To signal it's end, we offer one final blog post on the subject, which also made us miss our moms. [Jason's Room]

• If the contestants on Flavor Of Love joined The Real World, you'd have BET's College Hill. Watch the clip. [PopMuse]

• The Life Of Chloe: One Week Later. If you don't know who Chloe is, we can't help you. [Andy's Blog]

• Top Model's "personal style from the gays." Hysterical. [FourFour]

• A revisit to the Missy Elliott interview. Funny. [Film Experience]

• P Diddy wants to know why you are Unforgivable. Please, PLEASE make up something and enter this contest; let us know if you win. In fact, send us your entries, and we'll give a prize for the "Worst Story Ever." [Thx Rod 2.0]