• The 911 call that's sure to be a classic.

• Keith Boykin on Bobby Brown's anti-gay tirade, sexual panic and hate crime legislation.

• Which Republican presidential candidate will shed the most publicist-endorsed tears for Jerry Falwell's death?

• Some gay San Franciscans won't be shedding any tears for Jerry Falwell. They're planning an anti-memorial. Whoa. That's a. unnecessary and b. makes gay people look like jerks.

• California high school student Johnny Vera has our undying respect. This ballsy fucker's not only transgender in high school, but he had the confidence to run for prom queen! And won! You work that shit, girl. You work that shit... (PS: We have to include the picture. Trannie prom queens forever!)

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Sheesh, Bobby Brown has no sense of humor. Whitney Houston's drug-addled ex-hubbie recently appeared on Britain's 24 Hours With... in which celebrities spend - you guessed it - 24 hours with dreamboat host, Jamie Campbell.

Former jailbird Brown has more than his fair share of sharing smalls spaces with other men, which leads Campbell to ask how he compares with Brown's former cell mates. For some reason, Brown tells the entirely innocuous Campbell, "You're dangerous", to which Campbell replies, "I haven't tried any sex moves yet." Not known for his social grace, progessive politics or rationality, Brown flies into a childish, nearly tearful, "I will fuck you up"-filled rage. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Of the entire experience, Campbell tells The Mirror, "It was quite an intense experience in there. It was scary, but we got through it." Campbell's also spent some 24 hours with Stan Collymore, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and David Gest - a man we find far more frightful than foolish Brown.