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Cady Huffman
Wed, Apr 25, 2007
"Hi, Cyndi Lauper!"

We just love special messages from our fans, readers and assorted enemies, but we especially love notes from celebrities.

In the past we've received word from such greats as Owen Hawk and Cady Huffman, but never has such an iconic supernova of a star such as Cyndi Lauper ever thought of lobbing even the most mundane grunt in our direction. We almost pissed ourselves when we heard our favorite fun-loving girl say, "What's up everyone at Queerty..." She even remembered your name! "Everyone!" That's a top notch girl...

Ms. Lauper's made a moving image to give you the "heads up" about her forthcoming, HRC-endorsed True Colors Tour. If you want more information, just head on over the the True Colors Tour website, she says. Then she says, "Thank you" and nods humbly.

Oh, "Cyn" - we're all on a first syllable basis! - we should be thanking you! Thank you for all your pro-gay work, you're super radical music and, most of all, for knowing our name!!! (OMG!) We'd shed a tear if we weren't wearing so much eyeliner - oh, yeah, thank you for that, too.

(PS: "Cyn" forgot, but we're sure she'd like to say, "Sorry I didn't send you the embedding code. I was too busy she bopping." Then we'd say, "Whoa, Cyndi, we're totally friends and all, but we don't need to know your masturbation cycle.")

Wed, Feb 21, 2007
Challenges Us To Prove Him Wrong; We Do...

We've had a lot of special contributors here at Queerty. Most recently we had Cady Huffman fuming over our comments about her appearance at an HRC dinner. And, of course, who could forget God's Oregon-smiting appearance?

While certainly those both deserved the attention they received, neither compares to our latest guest commenter. Not only did he help change American history, fight the good fight for civil rights and spawn a national holiday, but he's dead! That's right, folks, apparently our coverage of Tim Hardaway has spurred the one and only Martin Luther King Jr. to send a posthumous message.

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Tue, Feb 13, 2007
(And You, Too, Reader)

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We're not sure about you guys, but we definitely read your comments. Sure, we may gloss over a few of the less pertinent ramblings - for example, the schmuck who keeps plugging his Genre scandal-ridden MOTY candidacy, you know who you are - but we like to think we're pretty in touch with what's happening on the other side of the technological fence.

You can be sure, then, that we caught actress Cady Huffman's comments regarding our comments on her attendance at HRC's gala dinner (phew, that was exhausting). Under a picture of her, we wrote, "From winning a Tony for playing Ulla in The Producers to an HRC dinner. What a tragic fall for actress Cady Huffman".

Well, apparently Ms. Huffman didn't like that so much, because she left us this note:

Gotta say I'm a little hurt by your catty comment regarding my presence at the Gala. I was presenting an award to Creative Alternatives New York (CANY) for their community service. CANY is a terrific organization that helps individuals regardless of race, sex, sexual orientation, marital status, education etc...Hope you're not really that jaded. Just trying to do what good I can. Peace.
Unfortunately we are that jaded, but not jaded enough to want to make it up to Ms. Huffman. So, we've pasted a very special video for her and anyone else we've ever offended or may offend in the future (preemptive ass covering...works every time).

Oh, and for those of you who doubt that Huffman actually commented - we checked it out and it's definitely her: she sent it from her basketball coach hubby's email address. (Okay, we're actually not sure...)

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