GLAAD - the "inclusive" gay media watchdog group - held their 18th annual media awards last night at New York City's Marriott Marquis. We weren't there, but GLAAD president Neil Guiliano sure as hell was. He's in almost every shot.

As for the actual winners, Patti LaBelle won for Excellence in Media Award, while Tom Ford took home the Vito Russo Award. Marc Jacobs' "bear" ad campaign won the advertising honor and, for some reason, GLAAD granted the "straight" men's magazine, Details, the Outstanding Magazine Overall Coverage. Because, you know, their "Gay or X" column really helps the cause.

Find some pictures after the jump for your - um - enjoyment...

And, to read all about Jennifer Hudson and Patti LaBelle's duet, click here.

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• Tim Hardaway's homophobia makes The Today Show's Ann Curry giggle.

• Gaydar to honor Gary Frisch at party. Poppers not included.

• Rosie O'Donnell wants John Stamos and his big cock, too.

• Margaret Thatcher's made of stone.

• Milli Vanilli to become movie?

• Lifetime takes pity on Carson Kressley.

• Someone buy Carson Kressley's book for Carson Kressley, please! (Thanks, Radar.)

• Maybe Kressley can then give the book to Ontario's Health Minister, George Smitherman - he's marrying his long-time beau this summer.

• We're sure President Bush won't be invited. We're also sure he'll be really offended. You know, because he's so compassionate.

• Here's a little tonic for your upset tummy: rumor has it that John Barrowman may sign on to play a seductive gay villain opposite Daniel Craig's James Bond.

• After you're done thinking about Barrowman getting naked with Bond, why not think about some of the most famous young designers, some of whom we'd like to get naked with, too. After we play dress up, of course.

• Now you've picked out your wardrobe, allouw John Mayer to provide a lesson in how not to open an interview with Ryan Seacrest, "You’re like the Anderson Cooper of E!” Oh, wait, actually, we think every interview with Ryan Seacrest should start like that...

While today’s Oprah Winfrey Show features coming out stories by Billy Porter (boyfriend to yesterday’s Morning Goods Ari Gold) and Queer Eye's Carson Kressley, it’s Oprah’s upcoming shows that have us all in a gay tizzy. I mean, really Oprah, where do you come up with these topics?

Seeing as we have a real job (yes, queen, this is a real job) we simply do not have the time to watch Ms. O’s show like we did back in the day. Which may be a good thing now that she is the new Jerry Springer.

Please take a look at these shows Oprah and her staff are currently cooking up.

Is Your Spouse having an Affair?

Did You Cheat On Your Spouse?

Do You Take Medication for Mental Illness?

Got a BIG TIME JEANS DILEMMA?

Are you friends with your husband's mistress?

Addicted to sex?

Living With Someone Who is Mentally Ill?

Do you have a mental illness?

Laid off: And struggling to make ends meet?

Used to TURN HEADS -- and now you're LOSING YOUR LOOKS

Do you know a man who has developed breasts?

Do you suffer from vaginal odor?

Do you suffer from extremely bad hangovers?

Do you know someone who vomits in his or her sleep?

Do you know someone who has "broken" their penis?

Do you suffer from urinary tract infections?

Has OCD taken over your life?

Are you the victim of a medical mistake?

Were you conned by your man?

Is there a moment you wish you could back?

Oh, wait. These people sound like our best friends.

• Andrew Sullivan's blog has gone MSM. It will now be a part of Time.com. We're much too jealous to accuse him of selling out.

• Germany has won the 2010 Gay Games which will definately piss off their neighbor's new president.

• Just as we suspected. New York Magazine loves bears.

• This Thursday's Oprah is titled "When I Knew I Was Gay." Guest Carson Kressley will reveal that he knew in first grade. Most likely when his show and tell project turned out to be a make-over of his frumpy teacher.

• That much anticipated queer-restricting document from the Vatican is being released at the end of the month. What a thoughtful early Christmas gift from the Church to gay Catholic priests everywhere.

• Mommy Madge (Her promo drive ain't quitting anytime soon, kiddies) is lending her new dance-crazy track "Hung Up" to crossover episodes of CSI and CSI: Miami. Because blood and guts is just what you want to boogie down to on a Thursday night.

• Poland has elected a new anti-gay president. But we really can't tease them about it too much. Look who we elected to lead our country? Twice.

• A New Hampshire state panel is urging "state lawmakers not to allow gays to marry, not to recognize out-of-state same sex unions and not to set up a domestic partner registry for couples who cannot legally marry." So much for "Live Free or Die."

• Consumers are taking Apple to court. They claim the company knew the screen to the Ipod nano scratches just as easily as flesh in a Joan Collins and Linda Evans catfight.

• Both Carson Kressley and Ted Allen continue to wring out as much as they can from the cash cow that is Queer Eye. Ted's book cooks and Carson targets gay teens. A perfect set for any queenie high school chef.

• We'd be remiss in failing to acknowledge the passing of Rosa Parks. The civil rights movement she sparked cleared a path for gay rights and that oh-so-clever rhyme, "We're here and we're queer."