Colin Farrell has long been a favorite 'round these parts. The black hair, the eyes, the lips...and with his new film, Depression-era drama Ask The Dust, hitting select theaters over the next few weeks, we'll definitely be first in line to see him on the big screen again.

Click on the jump for more pics of our beloved Colin. Have a guy you think is Morning Goods material? Email dan (at) queerty.com.

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• Jossip tells you how to get your greedy little hands on Colin Farrell's hooded wang. [Jossip]

• Clay Aiken should be thankful that the whore who is outing him with pictures in some rag isn't resorting to blackmail. That's just what happened to a poor twink in some German boy band. [Bitchless via Towleroad]

• San Fran's Badlands bar and some Castro fags have have resolved their catfight. At long last. [SF Gate]

• Heath Ledger: Still not gay! [A Socialite's Life]

• The European Union is none too pleased about some of the anti-gay stuff going down all over the continent. Are you listening, Poland? [Advocate]

• Ocean County, N.J. is still refusing to give the pension of a lesbian dying of cancer to her partner. Way to make things that much harder on her, guys! [Ocean County Observer]

• Jennifer Beals obviously doesn’t have an issue with outing. In a recent Advocate interview she does just that to Katherine Moennig. [Hothouse]

• Michael Lucas calls the Golden Globes out on being anything but gay friendly. [Lucas Blog]

• Felicity Huffman talks about her little movie that could, Transamerica, “I know they will leave the theater feeling unified and expanded as opposed to ... bombarded, like so many big movies do.” [Gay.com]

• Vividblurry takes on more gays, this time going after the “Hot Boy Posse.” They’re like Heathers but with spray-on tans and waxed chests. [Vividblurry]

• Not every queen is concerned only with seeing Colin Farrell naked. Some want him to get better too. [Data Lounge]

Colin Farrell has a new movie called The New World out this month. But the one we really want to see is that 15-minute romp he and his lawyers would rather not have anyone get a hold of.

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• The king of Baltimore John Waters is set to host Til’ Death Do Us Part, a new television series reenacting husband/wife murder cases. [Queer Day]

• Genre Magazine has opened voting for its Man of the Year contest. Vote now. And even though the guy named de León is a Dj and wears those tacky LA armbands halfway up his arm, we still find him incredibly sexy. [Genre Magazine]

• It looks like Tim Gunn takes style direction from another fashionable lady, the incomparable Kia. You should be reading her blog, FYI. [Exceptional Mediocrity]

• Colin Farrell has beef with Jossip, which means he has beef with us, which means he has beef with The Gays. So you better watch it, Mister. [Jossip]

• A petition to get Brokeback Mountain to Utah and a smart essay on the “resurgence in the craft of American filmmaking.” [Huffington Post]

• The American Family Association is once again waging war on Ford but this time they're bringing along 40 of their fanaticaly conservative buds! [AFA]

• DirtyColin.com may have quickly come and gone but our go-getting sister at Jossip dug up some dirt straight from a key player as to the status of the site. [Jossip]

• Sony and Logo are launching a music label specifically for "lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans-gendered artists" called Music with a Twist. Obviously someone neglected to consult a gay person about the label's name. [Reuters]

• The gay hook-ups keep on coming. Here TV and Google video are joining forces and in turn become BFF.
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• Mr. Blackwell phones in yet another worst dressed list with less surprises and even less interest than last year. [E Online]

• You too can own a piece of Keith Haring art! Well, if you have seven figures and can squeeze a 77-foot long mural into your pad. [SF Gate]

Every queen knew it would come out sooner or later, so here it is: Colin Farrell and some nameless Playboy playmate making whoopee in their very own sex tape! It’s first stop? The Internet, of course!

We haven’t actually thrown away the $14.95 (yet) the folks at Dirty Colin charge for the video so we can’t vouch for its authenticity. Yet. But the screen caps appear to be legit. Then again, this could just be wishful thinking on our part.

Sure, a Colin Farrel sex tape sounds totally hot (and after getting cut from A Home At the End Of The World, we finally get a glimpse of Colin’s hooded wang), but we fear, like most sex tapes, it’ll be a bust, full of dark lighting, bad camera angles, and boring chit-chat.

As if we needed to tell you, this link is sooo not safe for work.

Dirty Colin [Official Site]
Colin Farrell Sex Tape Arrives [Defamer]

• A police raid has turned up traces of cocaine, in all places, on Michael Jackson's underwear. And here you thought it was an excessive amount of plastic surgery that fucked up his nose.

• The U.S. has condemned the mandatory administration of hormone injections to those 26 men arrested for marrying in the United Arab Emirates over the weekend. Now UAE officials are claiming it's not going to be a forced treatment, but "optional." And by optional they mean required. Or else.

• Feeling a celebrity sex-tape void in your life? Don't worry. That Colin Farrell video might be out just in time for the holidays.

• After vetoing a bill that would have legalized gay marriage in California, Governor Schwarzenegger tries to make good with the ticked off queers in the Golden State by possibly appointing a dyke as his Chief of Staff.

• We want to congratulate Trent who finally snagged a meeting with dreamboat Jake Gyllenhaal at the Brokeback Mountain premiere last night. We're living vicariously through this one, people.

• The Vatican continues to make absoultely no sense. This time it's rumored they might allow gay priests after all. The caveat? Hard proof they've had no nookie for three years. We want to be the ones responsible for those tests.

• 50's film pretty boy Tab Hunter stops by NYC's Out Professionals Center this month for a chat about his prolific film career and what it was like to fuck Anthony Perkins.

• A British author was kicked out of a children's talk for calling Harry Potter "gay," something we've been saying for years.

• Though what we're really waiting for is the Colin Farrell sex tape to hit the internets, we must make do with Tom Sizemore and possibly the white trash couple of the Century, Kevin Federline and a pregnant Britney.

• We expect our lesbo cops to be nothing but "verbally aggressive."

• As everybody and their mother now knows, Tom Cruise captive Katie Holmes is with child. Glee! Little Scientologists!

Queerty is here to remind you that Irish actor Colin Farrell got his early training at the Gaiety School of Drama in Dublin. Though he first gained fame through the intensity of his acting and his womanizing, of late he has given wagging tongues plenty to wag about. Varying versions of what happened one night at the Versace mansion circulate yet it seems drag sensation Elaine Lancaster will not be denied.

Now we have reports that Colin’s secondary school classmates believed he had certain leanings. British gossip queen Jane Nelly, connected to Living Dangerously, a book about Colin, claims that his adolescent coevals found him to be “a mamma’s boy, effeminate and gossipy with a high-pitched voice and fussy manners.”

All that could mean nothing, if we didn’t have a certain interview Colin did with a Hispanic journalist. As you can see, the interviewer plays a word association game with Colin; the first thing that comes to his mind when he hears the name Bruce Willis is “huge cock.” Later in the interview, when asked what he and a bunch of men alone for months while shooting Halt’s War did for fun, the famous womanizer says: “Just went for it, big time!” while acting out an expert pantomime of fellatio.