Yes, we are having another contest. Up for stakes this time is a pair of tickets to see the one and only Joan Rivers with a possible meet and great at her Cutting Room show. What do you need to do to win?

Simply send us a photo and describe what plastic surgery you have had done. If you have had no work done, send us a photo and tell us what you wish you could have done. If you are perfect, send us a photo and tell us why you would never touch that pretty face of yours.

The Queerty editors will choose the best and funniest entry and let the winner know by Friday. Good luck!

And if you don’t want to send us in your pictures, but still want to see Joan, Queerty is hooking you up with a $5 ticket discount. Use the code “Laugh” to save 20% when you purchase tickets at SmartTix.