New York's a dangerous place. You never know what could happen to a sweet fagala. One second you're screwing a total stranger and the next thing you know they've stolen your wallet. Shocking, right? Okay, not that shocking, but pretty shit none-the-less.

Why do we bring this up? Well, a reader sent us this link to a craigslist warning. It seems a Chelsea based crook not only has a fetish for Asian boys, but for thieving. The post reads:

[A] guy stole my cash and credit cards while i was in the shower. He's tall 6'5" 36 and lives on 6th ave between 17th and 18th - right above the bagel shop on the west side of the road between the two dirty videos stores - and he's in apt one.

i think what he does is steals asian guy's credit cards and has another asian guy go around buying. they hit staples and home depot with mine within 12 hours.

it's quite a racket this one has going. beware. and he's a lousy lay - all talk about being tough but ended up being a limp-dicked no-happy ending guy.

What we don't understand is how the accuser knows the man only steals Asian boys' credit cards. Also, what kind of lame-o crook steals for office supplies? That's idiotic.

A picture accompanies the posting. We've decided not to post it because, well, there's really no way to prove it's true and we're in no mood to get sued. Not this early in the year, at least.