You may recall our movie of the week ready post on Zachary Fischer and his fudgepacking fathers. No? Well here's the rundown: Fischer's fathers (!) are gay (!) and some fuck wad bullies at school have a problem with it!

Acting out their discriminatory and narrow-minded hatred, the kids have not only threatened ZF's physical well-being, but nearly burned the famiy's house to the ground. While the house didn't crumble, Guy Fischer (aka Daddy #1) lost his Mercedes in the blaze. Yes, it burned to the ground...

The script's still sketchy, but The Davis Vanguard's posted G. Fischer's impassioned plea to the school board from two-weeks ago. That's right: the very same school board he claims hasn't done enough to stop the madness. It sure is a pivotal scene. Yes, yesterday's video will be featured, but this scene must must must be in the movie.

It's a bit lengthy at twelve minutes, so we'll have to edit that down. No matter what bits stay and go, we have to make sure Chad Lowe cries. Sure, Fischer's convincing, but our totally imaginary movie will never win an entirely imaginary Emmy without Chad Lowe's very real tears.

We'd post the entire video, but - again - it's long. So, click here to check it out. We welcome any cinematic suggestions. General reality-based comments are encouraged, as well.