The internet's truly an incredible invention. Of course you can find anything you want, but ad rolls even help you find sites you didn't even know you wanted. For example, we were paying a visit to our friends over at eTransgender (the same people who brought us this picture) and came across an advert for the Cross Dressing Guide by "Jamie".

The site claims it can help you pass as a genetic woman in just one week! That's right, boy/girls, just one week. But, of course, you have to buy the accompanying book, too. Taken together, you'll learn all sorts of things. For example:

Great! We've always wanted to look like "a slut that you can see at a dance club' - not like those invisible sluts. No, no - when people look at us, we want them to think, "That fucking slut's probably fucked fifteen men in the last hour, at least! I'm going to make it sixteen. That'll show that slutty slut slut."

We get a lot of flack for not being bubbly and pro-gay all the time. Most recently, we were called a "low-lives." We assure you, we're not low-lives, just low-brow. But, here's some proof we're not totally heartless bastards: a recent article in The New York Times brought a little tear to our eye.
In it, reporter Penelope Green sheds a little light on a bygone era when so-called sexual deviants such as ourselves didn't have the space to shine. Instead, a group of cross-dressing men - and sometimes their girlfriends - found a safespace in Hunter, NY where they could escape the prying, judgemental eyes of mainstream society and be themselves.
The experiences of what is now known as "Casa Susanna" will eventually be making their way to the silver screen, thanks to screenwriter Robert Swope. Take a trip down memory lane and check out the article. Oh, and if you're wondering which bit brought a tear to our little gay eye, it's the last line. We won't ruin it for you, but rest assured it rang true for us. See? We are human.
A Safe House for the Girl Within [The New York Times]

It is unclear as to whether 72-year-old Samuel McGilton always dresses like a woman, or only when he goes to the library. Mr. McGilton was caught on camera rubbing one out in the library while dressed like a librarian. In fact, he looks like our librarian, if only she ever wore red high heels.

View the full-length mugshot after the jump.

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• Barra Magazine, the first Arabic gay magazine, has been published. Bush’s camp will be labeling it terrorist reading material any day now.

• A cross-dresser is protesting his being denied into the priesthood. Girl, please rethink this. Haven’t you seen the hideous black robes you’re forced to wear?

• We can think of a few people (um, Jake Gyllenhaal), we would liked to see get x-rayed with these newfangled machines.

• Q Television is debuting a new gay debate show. Just what we need. A bunch of queens talking over one another.

• Sing along to the trailer before Rent is unleashed next month!