We were just trolling around the internet, getting lost here and there, looking for some bits to offer you, when we came across some outtakes from an Out Magazine conversation between queer rockers Ed Droste and Owen Pallett (pictured) of Grizzly Bear and Final Fantasy, respectively.

We're total suckers for conversations between famous people we've never met, nor we ever imagine meeting, so obviously we ate it with a spoon. What we especially love, however, is this exchange:

Owen: Do you think that having somebody come on you is telling of your sexual preference? Like, whether you’re a top or a bottom?

Ed: I don’t know. Maybe, but I’m sure there are tops out there who like getting come on.

These kids aren't just musicians. They're philosophers, tackling the universe's most pressing questions. Since the beginning of time men and women alike have wondered whether or not a proclivity for being blanketed in the white stuff hints at deeper sexual fantasy. Well, we certainly have. It's refreshing they didn't clear it up. The theory of sexual relativity clearly states that once the great cum-on mystery is cleared up, all other carnal illusions will dry up like...well, like cum. And we don't want to take the wonder out of sex, now do we?

In addition to discussing the perplexing politics of ejaculatory love, the boys chat about whether or not French men have big dicks, which country serves as the best playground for sluttery and, of course, poop. Because, really, whenever you get talented people together, the conversation invariably turns to potty talk.

(Also, it may be hard to see in the picture above, but it kind of looks like Pallet's got a bit of man love on his vest. Of course, we're total pervs, so we're probably imagining it.)