Ali Saleem's the perfect segue into a piece on another homo-journo, Michael Musto. Sure, he may not be a Pakistani drag queen, but he's just as pretty. In celebration of his forthcoming retrospective collection of Village Voice columns, La Dolce Musto, the legendary gossip and talking head sat down with those scamps at Radar for a little heart-to-heart (read: publicity).

We won't give away too much, but we will share Musto's 2007 predictions with you:

I think a preacher will probably be caught doing something straight. And it will be really shocking. And I think Madonna will become a theme park. And Trump will have to finally get rid of this Miss U.S.A. and get somebody on the up and up, like a Lindsay Lohan. Someone we can really look up to.

Oh, you guys should also check out Musto's new VV column in which he interviews himself. Wild, huh? It's called Musto v. Musto. Find it here.