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As you guys know, we have a teeny-tiny obsession with Craigslist's missed connections. How can you not drool over all the demure desperation. Okay, maybe not so demure - perhaps we meant demented.
Our previous explorations focussed on New York City, but today we thought we'd take a trip down to Miami to see what's cooking there. It wasn't our first choice, actually: we went poking around Alabama. Unfortunately, it's a total wasteland...
Anyway, while cruising the c-list, we came across this entry entitled, "pectoral muscles huge flexed and bulging - m4m - 79". How could we resist? Bulging and 79? Heaven is a place called Earth. The poster writes:
try to punish the big pecs with your most torrid squeeze. just no sex, not fromHuh? An invitation to challenge with no sex? What's the point? That's total madness! And what kind of 79-year old has tits of steel? At first we thought it may be Superman. He is, after all, the Man of Steel. Having been created in 1932, however, he's a few years short of the given age. And, also, we doubt he'd use the words "abundant pectoral flesh".me to anyone nor from anyone to me. Your effort will end in defeat, your
invading fingers becoming immobilized in the abundant pectoral flesh. [sic]
If anyone out there can shed a little light, we'll be forever grateful, because, quite frankly, we're exceedingly confused. Also, we're more than a bit disturbed...
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Does it say 79" meaning 79 inches? Those measurements would be massive for a chest size.
Or this gem from DC:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/258935030.html
i wuld just like to say, that as a young gay sexually active male i hav epeienced some things in my life that i am very proud of, for example, coming outto my parents and that night blowing this totally scrummy young fresh-faced maled! He took it in every hole!!
Anyway, i would just like to say if you would like to contact me my email is:
guns_for_all@hotmail.com
P.S. - I have a very tight asshole.
Ciao for now xXx
i agree dean, and indeed i have creamed many a hole myself in my time. Unfortunately after i go trid of the old willy i could no longer comne in young boys. Now i am infested with years worth of crabs and other assorted sti's! it's like a chocolate box! of aids...
well tara for now chums!
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Hello guys!
The name be Antony, and i have had a long and lonely winter in a little town called Eaglesham!! First of all, WHERE ARE ALL THE COCKS!?It's like they've all gone into hibernation!!
Anyway, if you would like to reach me for some "under the pants action" please do contact me on:
rossjmclean@hotmail.com
Btw...i do yoga;)...you do the maths!!
P.S - I do like bondage...i have the leather gear in my bedroom...even a sex swing...i like it kinky!!;)
Toodles *Smoochies* XxxX
Btw..Antony is my bedroom name ;)
i take it up the shitter ! 10 times over ! ooooooh that horse cock !
yes im a cunt and didnt mean to write the above stuff therefore if u email me at emma_da_emu@hotmail.com i will provide you with my free sex video and may even re-inact it on webcam provided i have a nice wee cat nearby ! luv ya xx