We were just taking a bit of a poke around the internet, seeing what lovely notables we could offer to you as a Friday morning sacrifice.

We found ourselves over at Salon - you know, the granddaddy of webzines and their bloggie brothers. Well, it seems the kid aren't satisfied with People Magazine's annual Sexiest Man Alive celebration. (We're sure they won't approve of this morning's Morning Goods.) Thus, they've gone ahead and compiled their own registry of red-hot handsomes, ingeniously entitled, "The Sexiest Men Living".

As part of this monumental occassion, Hillary Frey nominates everyone's favorite "new" gay, Neil Patrick Harris, Lauren Sandler wants to smooch evolutionary scientist Richard Dawkins and Bruce Springsteen still pushes Rebecca Traister's buttons.

While these staffers may have different tastes, they all agree that singer Sufjan Stevens (pictured) has the looks, talent and conviction to win their hearts. Ain't that sweet?

It would have been sweeter had we been included, but whatever. We won't hate. And, we're assuming, neither will you. So get cracking, kiddies, and have a ball exploiting the beautiful people of this world. They deserve it.