• David Hauslaib as the Jossip editor and our beloved creator who recaps this week's most intriguing gossip, media and Manhattan-related stories. [LX.TV]

• Rosie O'Donnell as The View co-host who apologizes for making fun of Chinese people. [Gawker]

• Andrew Sullivan as the conservative homo-journo who gets sassy with former Bush speechwriter David Frum (playing himself). [Daily Dish]

• John Polly as the NewNowNext editor who's got an opinion on the Golden Globes. [NewNowNext]

• Peter Hujar as the underrated photographer whose work documented life on the fringes, including dating David Wojnarowicz. [Queer Cultural Center]

• Buck Angel as the misunderstood man who says, "I enjoy my pussy and I like to get fucked". [Frontiers Magazine]

A special treat readers! Our gossip-loving, media-obsessed, Manhattan-living cousins over at Jossip have just birthed Jossip.TV - a video review of the week in gossip, media and - yes - Manhattan.

In this inaugural edition, Queerty's daddy David Hauslaib walks us through the Lance/Reichen break-up, David Letterman's fat paycheck, the resurrection of Absolute Magazine and yet another drug charge for Pete Doherty.

And yes, David, we are happy you didn't outsource the hosting gig. Now we can take you to bed with us, push repeat and relive the week with you again and again and again...

As you may or may not know, Out Magazine's Out 100 - their annual celebration of gay icons, leaders, and other notables - looms large on the horizon.

In celebration, they've enlisted some of Gayville's "biggest" names to blog-the-shit leading up to the November 10th event. Which names? Our friend Sam Spector, homo-songster Rufus Wainwright, Choire Sicha, and actor Michael Cavadias, to name a few.

Anyway, we moseyed on over to see how things are going and came across this piece on Out 100 honoree David Hauslaib: the man from whose loins we sprang. Here's a snippet of what Hauslaib had to say about his daily happenings:

"I go to the gym because my fat ass just got back from Paris and I need to work off the cheese.."

He goes on to say that he sometimes works up to 14 hours a day. Right. Now that we know he's tasted that dairy product of the gods, we'll never trust another word he says. He's probably in Rome right now, eating grapes off of barely legal hookers and snorting lines of gold.

Wait... Oh no! We hear footsteps. We think he's coming for us...

• The UK held their first same-sex civil unions today with two women being the first to take the plunge. Let's hope these history-making lezzies fair better than their American counterparts. [BBC]

• Our own boss man, David Hauslaib, has gone and landed himself on the 100 people of the year list in USA Today’s Popcandy. We feel a more deserving spot would have been on Out’s 100 list. [USA Today]

• We're still pretty weirded out by the fact that Elton John and Bill Clinton are friends. [The Mirror]

• The Ft. Lauderdale police department is looking to recruit more gays. Start in South Beach. [Sun Sentinel]

• Never ones to feel adequate unless boycotting a company that supports equal rights, the AFA turns against one of their own: Wal-mart. [The Morning News]