Did you know that lesbians love Belinda Carlisle? We didn't - although it makes perfect sense. Carlisle did start her career as a teenager punker turned popster, singing about her sealed vagina with cutie peers, The Go-Gos. We can only imagine what their spandexed crotches did the labia loving ladies. Good things, we're sure.

Anyway, the thought didn't cross our mind until a reader sent us a link to Jenny Stewart's very lesbian interview with Ms. Carlisle. A sappho-journo through and through, Stewart gets all up in the girl-on-girl gossip. After Carlisle gushes over all her die hard dyke defenders and admits a crush on Debbie Harry, she gets a little deeper with these "shocking" revelations:

BC: ...You know something? Believe me -- I've been there and I've done it all. Let's just put it that way.

JS: Wait a minute. What do you mean by that?

BC: Well, without going into too much detail...I think all of us in the band, we've all had...we've all seen the experience you are probably wondering about. And, yeah, like I said, without going into too much detail, we've all been there and done that.

JS: Geez, Belinda.

BC: Well, it's true. And you know, my son is always online and stuff like that, so without going into too much detail...yeah.

Huh? Are we supposed to know what that means? Because we don't. Maybe they're speaking some secret lezzie language or something, because we just see a flimsy hint at a sexual past. "...Been there done that"? Done what? Did you muff dive? Finger some chick? Wear a strap on and fuck the shit out of some boi? We demand answers!

Unfortunately, Carlisle can't hear us through these textual rants, so maybe you guys should just go over, read the interview and draw your own conclusions. Also, while you're getting all worked up over Ms. C, why not relive Jack E. Jett's sit down with the chanteuse? It's better than a warm vagina on a winter morn'. Well, for us, at least...

We're afraid of two things: death and losing our - er - natural good looks. So what's a vain queer to do? For Debbie Harry and her boys, the answers simple: "Die Young, Stay Pretty". Of course this song was written before the advent of botox.

Not that we need botox - although, we try not to show emotion...maybe we should get a little shot so we can live out the rest of our days both pretty and seemingly heartless.

Sure beats Blondie's alternative, but nothing quite compares to this old school jam.

Today’s Bid 2 Beat AIDS spotlight goes to the women we obsess over at Queerty a bit too much: the ladies of the 1980s.

Help us raise money for LIFEbeat by bidding on some one of a kind pieces of celebrity memorabilia. Our top pick has to be Madonna. The Madonna freaks already have her signed copy of "Hung Up" above the $500 mark. But don’t fret. The signed poster from the classic film The Next Best Thing is hovering just above $100.

Too broke to afford Madonna? We know some of you queens have a sweet spot for the one-named teenage wonder Tiffany. Four of her cds are up for auction for a lot less than Madge.

Other picks: A Molly Ringwald singed Breakfast Club poster, three signed pieces by Debbie Harry, and a bunch of things signed by the Go-Go’s.

Remember, all money raised is supporting HIV charities. Please bid today.

• Three out politicians were elected in Ohio last night. We thought that only happens in San Francisco.

• Texans approved a ban on gay marriage yesterday and in Maine the voters upheld a law giving protection from discrimination to homosexuals. We are thinking a fall foliage trip to Maine is in order.

• Bradford’s hometown of Baltimore needs a makeover. Somebody call Simon Doonan stat!

• London Terrace Towers in Chelsea has some new rules: "No one may touch or fondle [themselves or] another person in any part of the Pool or the Health Club facility.” Famous residents Annie Leibovitz and Debbie Harry are probably happy with the new policy. Matthew has yet to comment. Via Gawker.

• Sharon Osbourne says Madonna looks like an old hooker. She would know. Her daughter looks like a fat hooker.