Your dreams of owning a piece of Ted Haggard may be over. Mike Jones put the massage table where he worked over the disgraced Evangelical minister up for auction to raise money Project Angel Heart - an organization that brings food to people with HIV/AIDS.

To make sure the site had no problems with his actions, Jones had a pre-posting conversation with a representative, got the go ahead and put it up for auction. Then, nine days later, eBay's pulled the infamous table.

A company representative claims they pulled it because it violated eBay's fund raising regulations, but Jones thinks there are more insidious powers at work.

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Who says the Homecoming King has to be a guy? Not Hood College. Senior Jennifer Jones, 21, has just been voted the school’s Homecoming King and she couldn’t be happier.

"It is cool that Hood allows people to be themselves," Jones, of Newark, Del., told The Frederick News-Post. "If people didn't want me to be king, they wouldn't have nominated me and voted for me."

But not everyone at the school was thrilled. Hood itself is said to be reviewing their rules as to who can enter for next year. And some students don’t think it’s fair.

"She is not a man," said Singleton Newman, a 22-year-old senior who was among the queen candidates. "It is a gender issue, and she is a woman."

Yeah, well, Elton John ain’t a woman and he’d make a way more fabulous queen than you, missy. Oh, and a note to the Kansas City Star: Not much must be going on in Kansas if you’re filing this under ‘weird news.’ Get out more, people.

Lesbian becomes college homecoming king [Kansas City Star]