British-born actor Charlie Hunnam starred in the original English version of Queer as Folk. He progressed from the box office poison of Nicholas Nickleby to star alongside Jude Law in Cold Mountain. More recently, he and Elijah Wood roughed it up with each other in Green Street Hooligans.

Queerty readers will recall that Elijah Wood thinks the web site “outing” him is hilarious. What of this Charlie Hunnam, though? Is she, or isn’t she? Does her hairdresser know for sure?

Charlie met Katherine Towne during an audition for Dawson’s Creek. They married and divorced. He is said to live in L.A. with his two cats Mavis and George.

Here is what Charlie says about having posed for Attitude: “Oh it’s horrific. I can’t even believe it. And you know what the one thing is that’s going to haunt me for the rest of my life? When Queer as Folk first came out they asked me to do a photo-shoot for Attitude magazine, and I thought it’d be really ironic to do these really camp poses where I’m like pouting and stuff. And now I look back and in retrospect it wasn’t so funny. I’m haunted by those fucking images.”

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In this day and age, nothing brings about social change faster than the way you spend the almighty dollar. So if you’re in the market for some new wheels, why not buy a car from a company that treats the community with a little respect and not like George Bush on wheels.

Gaywheels.com helps you narrow down your options. The site compares the different automobile companies and points out which “offer domestic-partner benefits to their GLBT employees, no matter where they live or work in the US.”

Enemies include Hyundai, BMW and (gasp!) even the very car driven by our favorite very, very straight hobbit – the MINI!

So, you can’t get the beamer or the mini, so what? They’re both kinda’ over anyway.

Go for the Audi A4, Volkswagen Jetta, or if someone else is paying, the Porsche Carrera. You can’t find a closer friend to Dorothy than that.

So what if Elijah Wood acted in Internal Affairs and Deep Impact? So what if his favorite food is fried artichoke hearts dipped in ranch dressing? That doesn’t make him gay, though the water sports story about him might. Woodie and his friend Dominic Monaghan were out drinking one night in Wellington, New Zealand. As Elijah told MX in Melbourne “We were walking home and saw this fountain. Dom and I looked at it and he said 'We should conquer it.’ Once we got to the top, what else was there to do but urinate in it?” Yeah, exactly.

We at Queerty actually think that Elijah Wood is very, very straight. As evidence we cite the fact that on his 21st birthday, he got so drunk in West Hollywood that he heaved all over in the Sloan’s Bar men’s room. We can hold our liquor.

•Elijah Wood thinks it’s funny that people think he’s gay. He even names the site Elijah Wood is Very Very Gay as funny ha, not funny ha ha. For those of you who haven’t seen it yet, we present exhibit A.

•Chastity Bono and Bruce Vilanch are joining the latest installment of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, a.k.a. Watching Fat People Weigh Themselves on TV. The person seated below Bruce on Hollywood Squares is now breathing a sigh of relief.

•It seems the rumors are false. Lesbians aren’t as relationship savvy as we thought they were. Turns out they need pathetic self-help books just like the rest of us.

•Katrina is now affecting the transgendered community. Two tranny survivors were arrested for using the women’s shower at an evacuee shelter. I’m sure the bigger catastrophe was the clashing of their handcuffs and stilettos.

•There is a God. Both Kathy Griffin and Queer Eye guy Carson Kressley will be working the red carpet at this weekend’s Emmys. No word on what host Star Jones will be wearing, or how many babies she’ll devour beforehand.