Ah, yes, another made-up conversation between fake people about something real real people such as yourself probably want to know. So, without further ado:

Ttlykewl: Hey, guess what...

BrdNYC: Um, chicken butt?

Ttlykewl: No, something better.

BrdNYC: Better than chicken butt? I hardly see how that's possible.

Ttlykewl: How about a chance to win a walk-on role on The L-Word?

BrdNYC: Holy shit! That's way better than chicken butt. What do I have to do?

Ttlykewl: Well, its really quite simple: head on over to eBay by clicking here. Ante up some dough and keep bidding until you win.

BrdNYC: Win what?

Ttlykewl The walk-on role, silly. Not only that, but you get to meet the cast, chill with the crew and get VIP treatment on the Vancouver set of the hit lesbianic drama. And you get to bring a friend.

BrdNYC: A friend? I don't have any friends.

Ttlykewl: Well, you can bring me.

BrdNYC: Cool. What's the current bid?

Ttlykewl: $5100. I know, I know - it's a bit steep, but all the money goes to Queer Lounge.

BrdNYC: What's Queer Lounge?

Ttlykewl: A non-profit dedicated to furthering LGBT visibility in mainstream Hollywood. The Hollywood Reporter called it "ground zero for activity surrounding the [gay] films".

BrdNYC: That's, like, totally kewl.

Ttlykewl: I know. You'd better hurry, bidding closes January 8th.

BrdNYC: I'm on it like a lesbian on poontang.

Ttlykewl: If you don't bid enough, we're finished.

BrdNYC: Finished with what?

Ttlykewl: I'm not sure exactly. Whatever, just head over to eBay, bid to win a walk-on and help a good cause.