What's more exciting than a little lesbianic cover art? The announcement that the American Broadcasting Network (aka ABC) has commissioned a yank version of everyone's favorite British sudster, Footballer's Wives. Of course, the show won't be called Footballer's Wives, but Football Wives, taking place in the less glamorous but potentially just as scandalous NFL, AfterElton reports.

Though it's unlikely the American version will follow the British version's exact storylines, fagalas are already anticipating a little homo love affair a la Conrad and Noah (played by Ben Price and Marcel McCalla, respectively). Although, considering that the pilot will be directed openly gay Bryan Singer (of the two good X-Men movies and Superman) and penned by known homosexual Marco Pennette, we wouldn't be surprised by a little cock-love.

While gay love's certainly a plus, we just want some Tanya Turner coke-blowing, baby switching insanity (for a sample of her fabulous camp style, click here). And, of course, that classic scene of Chardonnay "Crispy Tits" Pascoe's boobies going up in flames. Genius!

(Also, we've been scratching our heads over which American actress can hold her own as T.T. We're coming up empty. Any suggestions, readers?)