British comedian/professional gay Graham Norton is single again and never expects to find love, citing age as the reason:

People don't ever throw themselves at me. They come over and say hello but they're not going to waste time having sex with you when you're an older man ... By and large I've always lived my life as a single man but there are definitely moments when I wish it was different.

We saw Graham out at Crobar in New York a couple years ago and he didn't look so bad aside from his hideous black puffy Skecher-like shoes, so we think this could all just be a ploy to have some really hot pity sex. Not a bad plan really. Good thinking, Graham.

Graham Norton: “I'm too old to be attractive to gay men” [Pink News]