We knew it was only a matter of time until "It" gay boy Lance Bass turned his boy band past and coming out saga into a literary masterpiece of the autobiographical variety. The announcement comes hot on the heels of the release his boyfriend, Reichen's own gab fest.

Of the book, Lance tells the journalistic gods at Access Hollywood, "I have a lot to say, so I decided to go ahead and start writing it down."

We're sure he meant, "I have a lot to say, so I've hired some back to go ahead and write it for me." C'mon, you think Bass can take time from his busy schedule of new-found faggotry to pen his own memoir? Besides, he has a television show and a restaurant in the works. Sucking dick's the best thing that could have happened to his career.