With the publication of his book, The Confession, people can't seem to shut up about Jim McGreevey. David Letterman, who never shuts up anyway, joined in the fun and used his top ten list to suggest alternate chapter titles for the best selling autobiography. Check it out, after the jump.

We're particularly fond of #3.

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN: "Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book"
THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN: "Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book"
10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up"
7. "Another Confession: I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake"
6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"
5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis: What Would Judy Garland Do?"
4. "A Look at the Governor's Balls"
3. "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
2. "How to Push Through a Bill — Or a Steve or a Larry"
1. "Why I Don't Like Bush"