Obviously our minds are in the gutter right now, so what better time to plug the "humorous" mini-documentary for Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita, Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita: The Making of a Fashion Event.

You see that? It's an event. An event that has shaken and will continue to shake the world to its porn-loving core. Worlds collide as real models and real pornstars and real pseudo-celebrities help make a really rich man even more really rich. Really!

We would post the entire movie, but it's a bit long. So, here's the link. Expect a lot of eye candy, a few funny lines and a whole lotta Lucas.

Also, some of you may be wondering why we're giving Lucas a helping hand after talking shit about him in the past? Well, a few reasons: a. we know you guys want to see it, b. we're not complete haters and c. we're fear the wrath of Lucas' lips.

(Speaking of Michael Lucas' lips, we were just reviewing the video from the Out 100 and though we don't speak pornstar, if you listen closely it sounds like Lucas refers to you kids as our "retarded readers". We don't think you're retarded. We just think you have the lowest standards known to humanity. Which is good, because we do, too.)