• They may not have been able to get fingerprints from the blade that killed porn producer Bryan Charles Kocis, but police are hoping his computer's hard drive and telephone records will lead to his killer. We love a good mystery!

• Rumor has it American Idol's looking to replaced Paula Abdul due to her wacky ways. Why, then, would they ask Courtney Love to take her place? Seriously, someone please explain...

• Also, someone explain John Galliano's fall 2007collection to us, because we don't really understand the whole smeared lip stick, stocking thing. In fact, it sort of makes our heads hurt.

• Wait, the Bush Administration lied about global warming? We feel so...well, yes, deceived, but, honestly, we saw that coming.

• Speaking of government mistakes, The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and the National Coalition for the Homeless say the government has not done enough to address the "epidemic" of homeless gay youth. (That's because they don't care...)

• In other mistake-related news, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have apparently grasped the mistake that is drug addiction and have checked into rehab. Together.

• Lily Allen's "debut" album comes out today. As if you don't already have it.

• Can't wait to know what you'll want to wear next fall? Head over to Men's Style and take a look at the collection's from Milan. Sure, you can't afford anything, but a girl's gotta dream...

• Speaking of fashion week, boy hungry boys (and girls) may be interested in taking a gander at Made in Brazil's backstage coverage of Rio fashion week.

• Catholics and other anti-gay religious types are not exemhttp://www.queerty.com/mt/mt-static/images/formatting-icons/bold.gif
Boldpt from Britain's anti-discrimination laws.

• A surprising number of gay men find rapid HIV testing in social venues to be "inappropriate". Not as inappropriate as ignorance...

• Meanwhile, Hong Kong's Broadcasting Authority's found a documentary on gay marriage to be inappropriate viewing material.

• Former Survivor contestant, came out, meaning you just got yourself another masturbatory fantasy. Work it out...

• Joe from The Cup of Joe likes to imagine the Super Bowl as a face-off between the boys of A Bear's Life and Colt. He describes it as "the kind of Super Bowl where everybody wins, especially the viewing public". Indeed.

• Being a tranny's tough business, especially when Maryland correctional officers can't figure out where you should be jailed for faking your death.

As the minutes tick by and the weekend approaches, you're most likely planning your nights, days, and afternoons. And, of course, you're racking your pretty little heads for the perfect outfit. Well, luckily for you JC Report - the in-the-know style website and newsletter - just unveiled their 100th Issue! Yeah. 100. They're old.

If you have no idea what's in, out, or in-between, mosey on over and get some tips. While there, check out the clever recap of New York fashion week by Robert Cordero (who, we must say, may be one of the most attractive homo-journos in history). Also, get the scoop on the rise of the long t-shirt - like this offering from Rick Owens - the new staple for all fashion forward homos

So, what are you waiting for? Get your ass over to JC Report! But, don't stay away for too long, we get lonely.

If there's one thing we hate, it's when people wear sunglasses inside. Aside from being strung out, recently beaten, or some sort of spy, there's no excuse other than an inflated sense of importance. Or, that's what we thought until we read this piece from Slate, the grand-daddy of online magazines. In it, Troy Patterson takes to the tents of Bryant Park and gets to the bottom of some optical obsessions. Our favorite response comes from Starr Micheli. When Patterson asks her why she's wearing sunglasses inside, she snaps back, "'Cause I don't want nobody to see me. Why, you got a problem?"

No. No problem, except for the fact that sunglasses don't make you invisible.

The oh-so-fashionable horrors of Fashion Week are upon us here in New York. Aside from all the dazed models (they're hungry, do not approach), pretentious editors, saavy drug dealers, and dazed, pretentious and saavy designers, you may actually get a chance to see some new clothes. Imagine.
Our friends over at Made in Brazil blog sent us some pics from the John Bartlett show this morning. We've always like Bartlett, but like him more after he marched All-American Rejects' front man, Tyson Ritter (pictured), down the runway for the finale.

Check out some more pics at Made In Brazil

While the New York Times' Guy Trebay asks that you "Just Say No" to the 2006 Autum/Winter Menswear shows in Milan, we're less concerned with the cuts and hemlines than with the fellas strutting down the catwalk. Sure, some of them look less "man's man" than "underage characters in Larry Clark films," as Trebay puts it, but the shorty shorts and bathing trunks are making it a season of legs. And we're quite fine with that.

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Chloe may have won the big event, but we melted over all three designers' collections for their own uniquities. Santino's crepes, Daniel's coats, and Chloe's couture, the entire event made our hearts pound in our chests.

Audience members of the actual Fashion Week show certainly had a special treat--not only because they got to see all the collections in full, but also because they saw Kara Janx's "decoy" collection, which ran to throw off those pesky reporters who would otherwise spill the beans.

To see what Kara had in store, take a peek:
The Kara Janx Collection [New York Metro]

This will be the question on many a gay New Yorker's mind this weekend. Oh, who are we kidding? Olympus Fashion Week IS the gay man's Super Bowl. And while not everyone will be as lucky as Bradford Shellhammer and his gaggle of gays attending show after show this week, *everyone* can catch the latest fall fashions from the famed and flamed Bryant Park runways. IMG, whose 7th on Sixth division is the mastermind behind Fashion Week in NYC, Los Angeles, and Miami, has launched a site that is streaming every fashion show and then archiving them for one to watch day or night. Go to imgfashionworld.com to experience Fashion Week live. And keep your eyes peeled for Bradford who will undoubtedly try to weasel his way into the front row.

Sent in from Conor McGill.

Fashion Week Live Streaming [IMG World]

Fashion Week ends here in Manhattan tomorrow and Kate Moss has been awake the entire time. Thanks Gawker.