Is it really possible that we have never posted a Queen music video? That's fucking insane. To make up for what can only be classified as the biggest gay brain fart in history, we've decided to post two videos. Above you'll find 1975's "Killer Queen". After the jump? One of our favorite love songs in history, 1976's "Someone to Love".

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Call us bad gays, but we didn't know that Queen frontman Freddie Mercury was born on the island of Zanzibar. Now fans of Mercury are planning a big beach party to celebrate what would be his 60th birthday on September 5, but religious figures in the strictly Islamic island nation are not happy.

The clerics do not approve of Mercury's "lifestyle" and feel that a celebration would be inappropriate, especially considering a person can be jailed for 25 years if convicted of doing it up the butt (which, incidentally, is the same sentence a convicted murderer gets).

We're not sure what the problem with a beach party is, as long as everyone isn't having anal sex. We advise the mullahs to loosen up, or better yet, go fuck themselves (but only in the vagina, as God intended).

Islamic Clerics: Ban Freddie Mercury Birthday [365 Gay]

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