Earlier this week, we introduced you to "Gay Speak:" the quaint little words lobbed at gays because they're, well, gay. We offered our own and asked you to do the same, with smashing results!

Bummer, nancy-boy, and their cousin nelly slipped our minds. A chap named Ian submitted some real doozies: uphill gardender (we heard that one when we were young. It confused us to no end.), bummer, and shirt-lifter. We're not really sure what shirt-lifter means, so if anyone wants to elaborate...

As an equal opportunity offender, we pleaded for a bit of lezzie lingo. Some of the gems you glittering readers submitted include: carpet muncher, cunt sucker (a bit lewd, which we love), lemon licker and crack-snacker. From the sound of it, you guys seem to think all lesbians do is eat. Chris offers an action, not a word: "She likes to dial 'O' on the pink telephone." Wonder what that conversation sounds like.

It's a long weekend, so use your time off wisely and think of some more. We will not rest until all gay speak has been chronicled! Or until you stop paying attention.