It's been decades since we were a teen, so it's always nice to check in on the faglings to see what's happening in their world. Thus, we navigated on over to The Advocate's Generation Q section and came across this essay by a young homo-journo named Tully Satre.

In it the 6' 4" Satre yacks about his peers' self-proclaimed 'bisexuality.' Apparently his Catholic high school is rife with kids [not young adults] who love cock and pussy. But, don't be fooled, Satre says, ain't nothing but a phase.

More and more, young adults—I’m sorry, I mean kids—my age are finding it trendy to be "bisexual." It is no wonder I am asked over and over again if bisexuality is fact or fiction. Many young people today have used the term to make a fashion statement and create a different kind of clique...

We used to say we were bi, too. Of course, we were lying, but we think bisexuality exists. It's a sophisticated form of sluttery and sexual greed. Well done, kiddies, well done.

I'm no faggot, I'm bisexual [The Advocate]