This is your brain on drugs.

This is your brain on drugs, stopped at an intersection, having slept through four green lights. Until someone pounds on your window to wake you up.

This is your brain on drugs when you realize there is a paparazzi camera pointed at you, and you know you look messy.

This is your brain on drugs, trying to get away from the mean paparazzi. Too bad you're so drunk/high/whatever, you had just passed out at the wheel of your car and slept through four green lights. So will you drive well? Not so much.

This is what's left of a roadside sign, after meeting an untimely fate because your brain tried to drive.