Did you know that lesbians love Belinda Carlisle? We didn't - although it makes perfect sense. Carlisle did start her career as a teenager punker turned popster, singing about her sealed vagina with cutie peers, The Go-Gos. We can only imagine what their spandexed crotches did the labia loving ladies. Good things, we're sure.

Anyway, the thought didn't cross our mind until a reader sent us a link to Jenny Stewart's very lesbian interview with Ms. Carlisle. A sappho-journo through and through, Stewart gets all up in the girl-on-girl gossip. After Carlisle gushes over all her die hard dyke defenders and admits a crush on Debbie Harry, she gets a little deeper with these "shocking" revelations:

BC: ...You know something? Believe me -- I've been there and I've done it all. Let's just put it that way.

JS: Wait a minute. What do you mean by that?

BC: Well, without going into too much detail...I think all of us in the band, we've all had...we've all seen the experience you are probably wondering about. And, yeah, like I said, without going into too much detail, we've all been there and done that.

JS: Geez, Belinda.

BC: Well, it's true. And you know, my son is always online and stuff like that, so without going into too much detail...yeah.

Huh? Are we supposed to know what that means? Because we don't. Maybe they're speaking some secret lezzie language or something, because we just see a flimsy hint at a sexual past. "...Been there done that"? Done what? Did you muff dive? Finger some chick? Wear a strap on and fuck the shit out of some boi? We demand answers!

Unfortunately, Carlisle can't hear us through these textual rants, so maybe you guys should just go over, read the interview and draw your own conclusions. Also, while you're getting all worked up over Ms. C, why not relive Jack E. Jett's sit down with the chanteuse? It's better than a warm vagina on a winter morn'. Well, for us, at least...

How many friends from youth do you keep in touch with? Us, we don't talk to any of those fuckers, but that's because we didn't have any friends. It's very sad, yes, but who needs friends when you have...um, well...we'll get back to you on that one.

Regular contributor and sometime punching bag Jack E. Jett, meanwhile, holds friends like we hold water. For example, punk rocker turned pop princess turned parent, Belinda Carlisle.

The friends catch-up after the jump, chatting about everything from Carlisle's new French language album, Voila to The Go-Go's jerking off a coke-head to her husband's collection of Ronald Reagan memorabilia.

We're so overwhelmed that we have no choice but to let Jett take it from here...

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We alluded to our hangover earlier and it is a rough one. Six vodkas will do that to you. Last night, we ventured with a friend to Marquee to see a special set by the Go-Go's, the Belinda Carlisle fronted 80’s pop sensations. The girls have never looked better and sounded great too.

While rubbing elbows with Venus Williams, Lindsay Lohan, and Richie Rich, we got to asking “what exactly was the party was for?” Nobody knew.

Not even the FIVE PR gals we asked throughout the night. Not one of them knew what the party they were throwing was for. Classic.

This morning, upon doing some research, we discovered the bash was for Nordstrom Silverscreen, a new site featuring a video mash-up Nordstrom did of "Our Lips Are Sealed" with Fat Boy Slim. Once the site goes live, you can click on the clothes in the video and purchase them. Which is a brilliant idea.

Someone should tell Nordstrom’s PR team. And you queens should run out and download some Go-Go's tunes. They don't make records like that anymore.