• Heatherette or Catholic? Either way, these outfits are flaming. [Proceed At Your Own Risk]

• Madonna and Britney have been caught talking on film. Of course World of Wonder found this. [WOW Report]

• Officials in Ocean County, New Jersey have had a change of heart. Laurel Hester, the policewoman dying of cancer, can leave her pension benefits to her partner, Stacie Andree. [The Big Gay Picture]

• People have been talking about how gay the Golden Globes were. They were, but not because of the movies. Did you catch Isaac Mizrahi? He's coming back for the Oscars. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

• General Hospital is dealing with the coming out of one of its characters with tremendous respect. They’ve even teamed up with GLAAD. [ABC News]

• Jennifer Beals obviously doesn’t have an issue with outing. In a recent Advocate interview she does just that to Katherine Moennig. [Hothouse]

• Michael Lucas calls the Golden Globes out on being anything but gay friendly. [Lucas Blog]

• Felicity Huffman talks about her little movie that could, Transamerica, “I know they will leave the theater feeling unified and expanded as opposed to ... bombarded, like so many big movies do.” [Gay.com]

• Vividblurry takes on more gays, this time going after the “Hot Boy Posse.” They’re like Heathers but with spray-on tans and waxed chests. [Vividblurry]

• Not every queen is concerned only with seeing Colin Farrell naked. Some want him to get better too. [Data Lounge]

We’re in shock this AM after reading in Women’s Wear Daily that those sneaky French beeotches over at Chanel tricked our dear Reese Witherspoon into wearing a three year old dress they claimed was vintage to the Golden Globes! Every fashion queen knows that three years does not equal vintage.

The icing on the pretty, pink cake is the fact that Kirsten Dunst wore THE EXACT SAME NOT EVEN CUTE DRESS to the Golden Globes in 2003. OMG. The Chanel team is sooooo hateful. Though we cannot blame them. We mix up the two, precious blondes all the time.

Global Issues [WWD]

Former assistant to DJ Susan Moribito (remember her?) and blogger behind Hollywood’s most hated website, Perez Hilton, has news on Clay Aiken’s supposed gay Internet hook-up. He also has the X-rated images of the former military lover boy of Clay.

Now, don’t get us wrong. We’re all about this story and we love Perez and his site. But what alarms us more than gratuitous pecker shots is that outfit Perez wore to the Golden Globes party. Girl, if you’re gonna hang with the A-list, you need to dress the part.

Perhaps Bryan Boy can style you for the Oscar parties?

A Truly Golden Evening [Perez Hilton]
Introducing: Clay's Monica Lewinsky!! [Perez Hilton]

• “OK, I can't tell you why Paul Newman, Steve Carell, and Hugh Laurie are gay, but at this point, the game is lost. The Globes. Are Gay.” [Law Dork]

• “Gwenyth's dress looked like a Project Runway disaster. Being pregnant is no excuse lady.” [Exceptional Mediocrity]

• “And there was something very satisfying about Mary Louise Parker's win for Weeds as all four of the Desperate Housewives looked on. You could almost hear snubbed housewife Nicollette Sheridan's satisfied clucks as the schadenfreude settled over that table.” [Towleroad]

• “That little sound you heard from the direction of Chelsea was Andy Towle flinging himself out a window: Heath Ledger loses "Best Actor" to Philip Seymour Hoffman.” [The Malcontent]

• “When Teri Hatcher told Isaac Mizrahi she wasn't wearing underwear, and he looked like he might throw up.” [Jossip]

• Brokeback Mountain is likely to sweep The Golden Globes tonight which means, yes, you have to watch. As if you weren’t going to anyway. [AP via Yahoo]

• Harrison Ford couldn’t possibly fit into any of the extra small t-shirt sizes you’d find at a gay men’s stores. Which leads us to believe he was shopping for his skinny galpal, Calista Flockhart. [Jossip]

• A right-wing group In Idaho is claiming a high school gay/straight alliance club is "a breeding ground for pedophiles." Won’t they be surprised to learn that it’s actually more of a breeding ground for pedicures. [KXLY]

• After the whole mess with Ford and the AFA, a French website ends up bestowing upon one of the company’s cars, the Astin Martin DB9 Volante, the title of the gayest car of the year. [Channel 4]

• RIP Oscar winner (and one time roommate to Marilyn Monroe!) Shelley Winters. [NY Times]

The E! television network has made the sinful decision to fire Kathy Griffin from her role as red-carpet lookeyloo at The Golden Globes. And what’s worse, they didn’t even have the decency to tell her to her lineless face. Her lawyer had to hear about it when he called E! Prez Ted Harbert to ask what’s going on with the show.

When Griffin’s people called Harbert, “Apparently Ted told my reps that the E! red carpet is a puzzle and I am a piece of the puzzle, which is a wonderful puzzle piece, but I don’t fit this particular puzzle and that when I see the puzzle, I will get it. I am a piece that doesn’t understand only because they can’t tell me who will take over.
“They kept saying, ‘When you see the new puzzle, you will know it is not a personal insult.’ I was like, are you kidding? I got canned, bottom line. I can’t even be like Star Jones and be like, ‘Oh, I have a book tour coming up!’

Look, E! you can’t survive without the gay audience and the gay audience can’t survive without Kathy Griffin and Renee Zellwegger going toe-to-toe. Bring back Kathy and pronto! Someone who’s not lazy like us should start a petition.

E! Axes ‘Puzzle Piece’ Griffin [NY Post}

• Ever wonder where in the world is the best Country & Western gay bar? The best place to travel alone? Or which city throws a killer Pride? Gay.com has compiled a list of the top gay and lesbian travel destinations from 2005. [Gay.com]

• Does your belt need to match your shoes? No. We agree with Johnny Suede. Mix it up. Just never mix black and brown. [Out.com]

• Dolly Parton has been Golden Globe nominated for a song she wrote for the film Transamerica. This is a cute mini-interview she did for Genre recently. [Genre Magazine]

• The Gays have long appreciated the moustache. This film looks hilarious. We missed the premiere last night, but are dying to see it nonetheless. [The Glorius Moustache Challenge]

• This is so not safe for work. And this is so not right. I mean, really, really, really just not right. Like we said. Not safe for work. And not right. [Gay Porn Blog]

Looks like this is going to be the year of the gay cowboy. Brokeback Mountain has earned 7 Golden Globe nominations. We feel that Jake and Anne Hathaway were robbed though. Beautiful and subtle nuances existed in both their performances that were not as obvious as in Michelle and Heath’s characters. It is a shame the Hollywood Foreign Press did not see what we saw.

Regardless, it’s a big day for the gays. Woohoo Cowboy!

Brokeback earns 7 Globe nominations [CNN]