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— Tue, Aug 29, 2006 —
Al Reynolds Uses His Body To Secure Work For Star Jones

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What a thoughtful husband is Al Reynolds. Now that wife Star Jones is out of work and no media outlet will touch her with a ten foot liposuction hose, husband Al Reynolds is doing all he can to make sure she gets back to work and, more importantly, starts bringing home the bacon again.

For that reason, we won't make any jokes about the following item in Page Six:

STAR Jones and hubby Al Reynolds were back from their European vacation for only a couple of hours last week when Reynolds left his wife at home to hit the clubs with the guys. He arrived at Lotus with three young men "in tight pants" and a woman and partied for a few hours before going home to Jones. But a pal of Reynolds says he may have just been trying to help his underemployed spouse get a job, telling us: "Al went out with the new female host of '106th and Park' and a group of executives from BET.

Yes, because executives are always "young" and wear "tight pants." We won't question Al's negotiating tactics, as we assume he is quite proficient at playing (with) hardball(s). Whoops.

SUPPORTIVE AL [Page Six]

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No. 1
jack jett says:

is al reynolds black or white. i can't tell. do we know if he hangs out in porn booths with glory holes? if so, do you know which ones?
is he out?

jack e. jett
www.jackejett.com

August 30, 2006 10:00 PM

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