In other totally inane gossip, chanteuse Amy Winehouse's made a few enemies over the weekend after London's G-A-Y club (it's gay). Not only did she make her fag fans wait until 1:45 in the am, but she only performed for ten minutes before tottering to the side of the stage for a little puke. It seems the famed drunkard had been on an all day bender with allegedly reformed booze-hound Kelly Osborne. Surprisingly, her stomach couldn't take the pressure and needed a little relief.

A backstage source tells UK's Daily Mirror:

Everyone knew something was up as soon as soon as she arrived smelling of booze and quite unsteady on her feet. She was also as white as a sheet and began retching before even going on stage. Once she was up there, however, it was an excruciating performance and she barely got through the first number... She was quite tearful and emotional afterwards although she was so tipsy you could barely understand what she was saying. Eventually she said she couldn't go back on and kept saying sorry over and over again.

The gays, apparently, booed and demanded their money back. We can't help but wonder what they expected from a woman who sings about loving the hooch and refusing to go to rehab? You're begging for a stumbling husk of a performer. Although, there is a certain amount of professionalism in being a professional fuck-up. Shit, if Pete Doherty can screech through a song with a needle in his arm, one would hope Winehouse could keep things under control. Or, at least, keep things down...