Oprah may have just lauded Madonna's adoption of wee African baby David Banda (right), but not everyone in Hollywood approves of the pop-star's baby-snatching methods. Tinseltown's other baby monger, Angelina Jolie, had some harsh words for Madge's allegedly illegal tactics. Speaking with French magazine Gala, Jolie reportedly said:

Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law... I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal... Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born... It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.

She went on to say that Madonna's Malawian adoption threatened her reign as Africa's White Queen Bee. When the time comes, little Zahara will challenge David to a duel to the death. She added that Zahara's one tough bitch and not even Kaballah's ancient power will save David's hide.

She did not mention, however, whether or not this battle would precede Zahara's forthcoming fist to cuffs with baby Suri. Only time will tell. One thing's for sure: the Baby Wars have begun. Prepare accordingly.