Because we know you guys are totally hard-up, here's a link to a video of sexy Big Brother Brazil contestant Alan Pierre showering.

Hmm, so Brazil banned YouTube because of a sex video, but they're allowing primetime penis? Maybe the toilets aren't the only things running backward down Rio way.

Thanks to Made in Brazil. You made our day past ten minutes.

Why The "Why Gay Me?" monkey? Because we couldn't put a penis and we missed his adorably mangled face. Oh, and it's a good way to remind you guys to send us your embarrassing tales. We need a good laugh.)