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— Thu, Mar 15, 2007 —
Clay Aiken Butches Up!
Senate Investigating Juicing Allegations (No, Not Really)

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Holy shit!! That's totally Clay Aiken! And he totally doesn't look like some horrible monster from tranny hell! Wait, is the world still spinning?

The silly bugs over at Best Week Ever have asked their derelict readers to caption this picture of the aforementioned Clay Aiken. To be more specific, they want some pithy remarks on his style. We didn't submit any suggestions, because, well, we're lazy. We do, however, appreciate this particular comment - please allow a preemptive [sic]:

How many bags does one closet ghey dude need for an incognito hook up?

I bet one bag is filled with condoms and towels and the other if filled with sorted diguises and costumes…

We'll see that bet and raise you a bazillion million gagillion!!!

Although, now that we think about it, we're not sure we want to tango with someone who spells gay in such a nonsensical manner. Seriously, it's possibly one of the most common words in the English language! And it's only three letters. Sheesh.

Comments


No. 1
why says:

Why are you still writing about Clay being gay? Get over it. The JP stories have already been proven all a lie. No one has any proof that Clay is gay. The only proof you're going on is by how he looks. It's 2007. You've been at this since 2004, I'm assuming. If not then, it's still been a couple of years.

Get OVER it.

March 15, 2007 4:40 PM
No. 2
Kamasutra Jones says:

Um, #1 above, this page is only reporting what another page said. Why do you care so much if he's gay or not. We certainly don't. We just think he's funny, is all.

And, btw, if you look closely the black bag is actually a pet carrier. Now, if THAT's not gay (er, ghey) I don't know what is. LOL

March 15, 2007 4:50 PM
No. 3
dustin says:

you've seriously never seen the word 'ghey' before?

it's generally used to make the saying: "that's gay" less offensive... instead of using the homo-gay, you're using "that's ghey". same meaning. no offence.

you guys are dumb.

and this whole post was dumb.

March 15, 2007 4:52 PM
No. 4
john says:

I think I saw Clay at Gay Day at Waterworld (Concord, CA) the season after he lost. I think the auditions for the next season of American Idol were the next day in San Francisco and I think he did some taping for it. He was there with another gay boy and a young looking girl (they both looked like high school students). I could be totally wrong as I'm generally stoned most of the time and my stories sometimes come from a mixture of dreams and half-watched TV shows that have warped with my real memories.

March 15, 2007 5:15 PM
No. 5
Useless says:

These are the four (okay, five now) most useless comments ever made about ANYthing. And that's saying something, on Queerty.

March 15, 2007 5:28 PM
No. 6
stony_curtis says:

Useless--The comments aren't useless until I'VE said my piece. :-)
--Clay Aiken is a disgusting closeted leprachaun on acid, and i wouldn't fuck him with someone *else's* dick; and
--"Teh ghey" is what geek and nerd gays call themselves. It's part of 'elite', or l33t, the geek/nerd lingo, and the term has pride, not shame.

March 15, 2007 5:37 PM
No. 7
stony_curtis says:

whoops--messed up my URL:
http://stonycurtismontreal.blogspot.com

March 15, 2007 5:38 PM
No. 8
BlogBlight Buster says:

BLOGBLIGHT ALERT!

This blog is infested with blogblight: n. Malicious lies, half-truths, distortions and insinuations perpetuated mindlessly by bloggers publishing misinformation, photos or video from each others blogs, or the tabloids, with no thought to the veracity, authenticity or libelous nature of the content.

The blight bloggers range from professional journalists (who should know better) down to the celebrity gossip hacks. Similar blight occurs in the other news media (tabloids) as well, but is more pervasive on the internet because of the anonymity accorded many of those who perpetuate it.

Blogblight undermines one of the basic values of the internet, information sharing. Rather than seeing legitimate and accurate information, internet users see blogblight instead.

This blog also has a bad case of DumBlight.

March 15, 2007 6:41 PM
No. 9
Chexxy's Diaper says:

Message for #1: no one has any proof that the Gayken is STRAIGHT either. Why don't YOU get over it?

March 15, 2007 7:45 PM
No. 10
get.a.freaking.clue.claymates says:

Oh GAWD! The John Paulus stories have NOT been proven to be a lie. John was pulling the Claymates chain! He was trying to get his name out there again and he started his recantation with "Would you love me if...I told you it was a lie" I have talked to John Paulus...TRUST ME, he met up with Clay Aiken in Garner at the Quality Inn on January 2nd 2006. Clay is gay...deal with it!

March 15, 2007 8:11 PM
No. 11
Mauer says:

WTF cares if he is gay...what matters is he is HAWT!!! And he sure as hell is! Man is sexy as hell.

March 15, 2007 8:33 PM
No. 12
Juanitalee says:

Raspberries! Couldn't you think of anything else to write about?

March 15, 2007 8:55 PM
No. 13
justme says:

>>

That's interesting No. 10. Obviously you are new to all of this blah, blah, blah about John Paulus and his fantasy dream. If you weren't and had followed the WHOLE story then you would know that Clay Aiken was in New York City on January 2, 2006.


March 15, 2007 9:00 PM
No. 14
brianna says:

Last year this blog would have hundreds of comments by now.

Just sayin.

March 15, 2007 9:29 PM
No. 15
stan says:

I'm positive Clay is not gay but if he were what kind of morons are you on Queerty to give him so much trouble? Why in the h!ll do you care so much?

I don't care if he is or not, it's none of my business and it JUST doesn't affect anything.

I don't care whether anyone is gay. It's their own business.
Even YOU have a right to privacy and to be who you are.

The man is trying to have a little privacy. You queens are just trying to live off his popularity.

BTW, if John Paulus is lying now, you know he was lying then.

I rest my case and you have no case! Get a life!!


March 15, 2007 9:29 PM
No. 16
so what says:

I love Clay, I don't care if hes gay or not, I met and talked to him at a book signing a couple years ago, and he was very nice. And he has a beautiful voice!

March 15, 2007 10:13 PM
No. 17
mc says:

I'm still looking for the butch.

March 15, 2007 10:40 PM
No. 18
nystudman says:

Mauer,, time for the laser surgery. I sure he's not one of us, cuz this dude is one BUTT UGLY muthafucka.

March 16, 2007 1:05 AM
No. 19
Vinman says:

AHMEN! nystudman!

March 16, 2007 9:22 AM
No. 20
benji says:

AHMEN x2! What gay man would ever go out dressed like that?

March 16, 2007 1:49 PM
No. 21
Larry says:

Same old, same old. When will you queers get over the fact that he's not on your team and never will be? You act like the pathetic bunch of scorned lovers.

March 16, 2007 1:52 PM
No. 22
Jenny says:

#10 - trust you? LOL. Step away from the medicine cabinet.

You are just mad that Paulus had you going like the rest of the Clay-hating Internet freaks. You pinned all your hopes on this lying famewhore, and what do you have left now? What else are you going to try to bring Clay Aiken down?

March 16, 2007 2:19 PM
No. 23
kermit says:

Kelly Clarkson and Miss Piggy separated at birth.

And you dare call Clay ugly.

March 17, 2007 1:05 AM
No. 24
to chexxy's diaper says:

haha, i know who you are, and i'll say this again. get the fuck over it. we've heard all your name calling and belittling clay already, you seriously repeat the same things over and over. we all have to say this over and over because you just won't quit.

get over it, HONESTLY, you REALLY need to get over it. Claymates don't give a shit. it's when you obsessed clay-hating bloggers continue to blog about clay being gay that we have to respond to your idiocy.

i will say this again, THERE IS NO VALID PROOF OF CLAY BEING GAY. THERE IS PROOF OF HIM BEING NOT GAY ((ONCE AGAIN, WHICH YOU OBSESSED CLAY-HATING FREAKS CHOOSE TO IGNORE)).

you can write he's gay all you want. it doesn't make it true. there HAS been evidence in which clay said he is not gay, you again do not want to listen because you are still in denial.

get a new hobby. you've been at this for the longest time.

March 17, 2007 4:18 AM
No. 25
Disgusted in The South says:

He looks like what every European calls an "Ugly American". The typical bad shorts, sandals, hat and sloppy T. I can hear the French snickering as I type.

March 17, 2007 4:51 AM
No. 26
to "disgusted in the south" says:

Does it make you feel any better to say such crude remarks? Let me answer this for you since I know what you're going to say, probably does.

Your insult is a little different than what we have seen lately, but still, it's also the same. Same difference. Please, clay-haters, stop with your lame and boring insults. The only people that find what you say amusing are morons like yourselves.

You know, really, I hope one day you get treated the way you are treating Clay, typing these disgusting things for no reason just because of how a person looks.

It appears that you have self-esteem issues of your own to be saying such cruel things. I'm positive you're pretty ugly yourself. After all, you are saying vile things. So, that's what I'm basing on, like you morons are basing on what Clay looks like, with you thinking he's gay because of the way he looks and that he's ugly. It's just that simple.

March 17, 2007 11:54 AM
No. 27
MrsR says:

Still begging/hoping/praying that everyone in the world is gay? Awwwww.

March 18, 2007 6:39 PM
No. 28
sts says:

Why can't someone just dress down occasionally. I don't think any of you 'haters' get dressed in suits or dresses to sit on an airplane for 5 hours, do you?? This isn't the 40's or 50's anymore. No need to wear white gloves to go shopping anymore! Clay has a very busy spring and summer coming up. Lots of stuff in the works for him including traveling for Unicef as an Ambassador and then his very anticipated summer tour. I am sure he is just taking advantage of not having to shave until he really has to!! Most men hate to shave.

March 19, 2007 12:04 AM
No. 29
Jim says:

I love gay gaiken...he's so..well flaming

March 19, 2007 8:29 PM
No. 30
to jim says:

hey...*yawn* like i keep saying, someone else has already typed that. oh well. you keep tellin' urself that i guess. you need help :)

March 20, 2007 1:38 AM
No. 31
arial says:

mmmk clay rocks..enough said

March 25, 2007 7:20 PM
No. 32
JustMe says:

No. 2
Kamasutra Jones says: And, btw, if you look closely the black bag is actually a pet carrier. Now, if THAT's not gay (er, ghey) I don't know what is. LOL

That's such a homophobic remark. Why do people think that Gay people look different?

March 27, 2007 12:21 PM
No. 33
clay's other girlfriend says:

If Clay Aiken is gay how does he know how to give me exactly what I want?!

April 10, 2007 1:16 PM

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