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Everyone knows want to see Anderson Cooper's penis. Even Anderson Cooper knows you want to see his penis. But don't be thinking you'll get the money shot in the gym showers. Gossip monger Janet Charlton "reports" on the the CNN anchors short-inducing shyness - or is it ego?
Anderson Cooper is the talk of the Equinox gym where he works out in the Time Warner Center in New York city. Naturally the sexually ambiguous "silver fox" attracts a lot of attention from both sexes so he takes precautions. Everyone knows camera phones are easy to smuggle anywhere, so sensible Anderson reportedly showers IN HIS UNDERWEAR. Boxer briefs, to be exact.That's so silly.
Come on, Cooper, you're a smart kid. Why are you showering in undies? Wouldn't a bathing suit make a far more sensible option? Although, then you'd have to change into it and someone may get a glimpse of your willy. Unless you exercised in the swimsuit, but that would probably leading to chafing. And possibly crotch rot. A speedo wouldn't, though. Think about it. In the meantime, rest assured millions of people now know what kind of drawers you wear. Their twisted imaginations just jumped one step closer to that private penis of yours.
(Via those quickie loving queers over at Popnography. Word.)
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I think your first sentence is missing a word.
Showering in your boxer-briefs might be a reasonable concession when the world is after your willy. But don't you have to then change out of those wet undies to put on your power suit? Or is AC wearing sticky wet briefs beneath his suit and tie?
That, or he's exceptionally good with a towel.
Here's the part where I imagine him rubbing his wet boxers dry. Over and over again.
Why doesn't he just shower at work, or at home then? Seems like he's more worried about getting hard in the shower, than getting photographed.
Maybe he doesn't have a willy.
Can you imagine having your silver pubes splashed all over the internet?
Tofer, yes I can. In fact, that's a fantasy of mine.
:)
Ok - I work out at a celebrity-frequented gym here in West Hollywood (no, not 24 Hour. Puhleez) and I seriously doubt if this item is true. First, any celebrity would know where said pic was taken and sue the fark out of said gym and probably whomever took the pic. Secondly, the vast majority who work out at the gym enjoy the eye candy that celebrity provides and would not hesitate to call out anyone pointing their cell phone at the showers, if only for the slightest chance said celebrity would repay us in sexual favors - or at least take a look at this screenplay I happen to have here. It's really good.
As an Anderfan, this makes me feel like I belong in the naughty chair...LOL!!!
If ture, we now know that Anderson wears Boxer briefs, which means no more wondering if he wears boxers or briefs. Now the only question is what colors does he have??? LOL!!!
OK here's what I'm wondering though. Does he put his cothes on over the wet underwear??? If so, that's kimd of nasty.
...maybe I should just go back to the naughty chair...LOL!!!
John Kennedy Jr. used to do this at World Gym on 64th St. I did see the frame of his basket, and, yes, all of those rumors about him were true. He was definitely a shower AND a grower.
I have it from a reliable source that a)he showers at home and b)it's all good. very good. ;)
Anderson in wet boxers makes me a little verklempt.
There were some pics of Anderson's supposed loft going around the web and it contained a very sexy looking shower. If I had that, I wouldn't waste time at Equinox.
Meh. I can think of a few other anchormen that are much hotter than AC. I like his hair color; but feature-wise he's just too Nordic for my taste.
why even bother showering?